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Life

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by Mkamath

by Mkamath

LIFE;

/līf/

noun

plural form: lives

1.) The sucky transition between death and more death.

2.) Something of yours that has no meaning.

3.) Something that you may believe you have, when you actually don't.

4.) An inspiration for people to write lengthy plays on, in which nothing happens.

5.) The opposite of death.

6.) The thing that is stolen from Wattpad users, especially their social lives.

7.) The one thing you get for free without asking for it.

8.) Except it's not for free- some common payments are; dignity, comfort, safety, self-appreciation, etc.

9.) Taking a refund results in Death, which Life strongly advises against.

10.) The only reason you are looking at this right now instead of doing something productive.

Often associated with angst, death, more angst, clichés and even more angst.