FETUS DELETUS -ＭＩＳＣ . [discontinued]

GOD IS NOT REAL AND NEITHER ARE WE

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE

today we'll be discussing more items of interest!!

*note how much of a hypocrite i am without proper grammar/punctuation

NOW

L E T  U S  B E G I N

(if ya'll have requests for other cliches for me to check out, comment them please)

So idk if you guys noticed, but I've recently gotten into anime, like BNHA or HQ!! and it's SO CUTE!!! AGHHH-

But this is what leads me to my next topic:

Mary Sue, and her collection of cliche attributes

TA DAHHHH

so, continuing onwards-

1. Flawed but still bEaUtiFuL

Aight, so I get that ya'll wanna make her unique but "not too unique" and so you add a flaw!

*clapping*

Great job sweety I'm proud of you!!

*deadpans* But why.

Honestly, ya'll really be out there talkin like being shy or whatever is a flaw, and then she just- she just straight up kisses some dudes or whatever like wtf???? m a ' a m ? ?

anyways

moving on

2. wOw ThAt'S a hOt BoD

As long as I don't hear too much about it, I don't care about her body type.

Short, tall, skinny, chubby, i d o  n o t  c a r e.

this is exactly why you should not describe her in that detail

you can mention relative height, (im shorter than him/her) but please don't give us her stats.

please

i don't care.

at all.

3. Virgin? Never heard of her.

tbh i loooove how she just sorta... has sex,,, and then,,,,, like,,,,, *coughs* several things

first: tf u doinn??? u need a condom dummy

second:  how tf u gon say u never even watched porn but then be "amazing" without even being like: 'dO yOu LiKe ThiS??'

tffF????

logic? whats that?

third:    b o t t o m

every single time

ur a total bottom

you are a    h o e

dissappointment

4. LOVE ME SIR

ya'll are normally in high school

i get it, it's intense, but... with all your other flaws, how are you-

how you gonna change that dramatically for love??

oohhhh hun hun hun.

no.

like, ur suddenly so freakin horny and stuff in school or something (??????)

then, u gonna "finally" defend urself from the school bully/his ex

then, ur gonna say u love him and he (sUrPriSe SuRpRisE) says it back

then, ur gonna bang

then, ya'll just get married

like:   :/

i do not like

anywhooo

um, ig im done with this chapter.

comment ideas u have!!

vote ig  :/

and remember, god is not real

we are not real

nothing is real

this is the matrix

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