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❝ that's pretty kinky dude, and this is NOT the face of consent. ❞ ıŋ ῳɧıƈɧ a person who has nothing better to do, 'tries' to explain the meaning of life while simultaneously sniggering when people believe them. --- Y'all this is basically a crack...

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GRAND PRIX + POTTER + ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED PT2 [CLICKBAIT BUT IT'S WORTH IT]

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by Mkamath

by Mkamath

Honestly, harry is totally a conspiracy lover with the way he obsessed over the fact that "malfoy's a death eater!" so i bring to you, [copied and pasted straight from one of my original comments...]

this masterpiece:

Harry Potter:-loves conspiracy theories

-totally believes the illuminati is confirmed

"THERE ARE THREE OF US IN THE GOLDEN TRIO, THREE POINTS TO A TRIANGLE, A TRIANGLE IS A PYRAMID, AND A PYRAMID IS THE SYMBOL OF THE ILLUMINATI!"

*Hermione* "Dear Merlin Harry! Just shut up already!"

*Harry* "Are we the Illuminati or is the Illuminati us?"

*Ron* "Bloody hell."

The last line of Ron is honestly me describing my last two weeks of school right now.

goodbye

you're being nosy again

i thought i told you to go?

dear god

thank you

geez

THAT'S RIGHT

YOU BETTER KEEP WALKING AWAY

phew

you here again?

good

now again, i think we need to polish my plan of mind control to this book. im just glad people have already received the programming to leave after a few paragraphs of blank space so they don't know about this

would you mind?

oof

thanks man

you sure you can handle having this bad boy mind controller in your basement?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

i wasn't doubting you

jeez

sensitive much?

okay, well...

good luck my friend.

yeah

thanks for the support on my whole "ruling the world" plan

see ya later