BAD LIAR {thiam}

twenty-seven {real life}

re-published with plot edits, if you notice any more discrepancies please leave a comment. also I may have accidentally deleted all of the comments when i edited this because i deleted everything, but ig i will find out when this is published.

liam added yet another tally to theo's score. for some reason unbeknownst to him, his boyfriend was a mini-golf god. liam, however, was in last place and he blamed it on the fact that theo looked extremely attractive tonight. 

"babe, why the heck did you not tell me how good you are at put-put? i look like a chump compared to you."

 theo just laughed as malia and scott asked the same thing. 

"seriously, i came out here thinking that i was going to be the one that didn't have to pay for dessert, and now i'm really starting to question that. might have to fuck around and eat you instead," malia said. 

scott gave his girlfriend a look, but malia ignored it. 

it took scott twelve tries to get the bright blue ball past the windmill, but each time it would get hit away by one of the propellers. 

"jesus christ! finally it goes in—that's what she said—i thought i was gonna die before we finished," scott exclaimed. 

malia kissed her boyfriend on the cheek, causing him to grin and forget about his awful skills. at least he knew he was still skillful in other areas (wink wink).

 "how many more holes do we have left? i want to eat ice cream already." 

"stop whining, liam. we're almost done. i think we have three more rounds and then we can go get you some ice cream. it's your turn by the way." 

liam ignored his mom friend's slight insult, lining up for the shot, and missed the ball completely. seeing his frustration, theo put his own stick down to help out his helpless puppy of a boyfriend. he wrapped his arms around the beta from behind and put his hands over liam's. 

"here, babe, i'll help. you're swinging back too much, it should be a lighter tap like this." 

theo guided liam's arms back slightly and then they hit the ball together. it made its way gracefully down the turf before it rolled into the fifteenth hole perfectly. liam jumped up and down in excitement and kissed his boyfriend. 

"yes! thanks, tiger."

 "tiger?" 

"like tiger woods." 

"oooh okay. you're such a dork." 

scott and malia smiled at their younger companions' conversation. the four friends finished the game and went back up to the front desk to turn in their equipment. scott read off the final scores. 

"okay, so liam you actually didn't lose thanks to theo. you had 125 shots to my 247. how i did so bad, i don't know. lia came in second with 43 hits, and theo won with 18 holes-in-one." 

theo and liam high-fived. they said thank you to cora who smiled. 

"don't worry about it! you guys can come back anytime, i'm just glad to see friends come by." 

once everyone was settled in malia's car, they made their way to the beacon hills' local ice cream joint. liam was so overjoyed to finally be able to satisfy his cravings that he skipped all the way to the counter. erica looked bored out of her mind as stiles tried to explain to her the proper way to scoop ice cream, but her eyes lit up at her friends. 

"guys! are you here to save me from this cold wasteland? stiles is boring me to death, i wouldn't be surprised if blink-182 popped out from somewhere in the back," the wild-eyed girl exclaimed.