The Volturi's secretary's secret

Volturi Fun!!!

Months past, Ana took a vacation to visit her family. Tell her parents about her home and job in Italy. Thankfully, she convinced Demetri to go as her boyfriend and Felix, Heidi, Chelsea, Santiago, Afton, Alec, Jane, Renata, Corin, and Mason (lower guard) to come as her besties. Aro was not happy at all when he learned that his important guard had gone with Ana to the other side of the world without telling him. Caius was as always, throwing a hissy, sissy fit.
Ana introduced her parents to all the guard.
They were surprised that she'd made a lot of friends and even had a hotter boyfriend than her cousin. (Aro is her mate but...she holds the power to change, manipulate, create, break, soften, etc, bonds.)
Ana sat in her two floored room her dad made for her with the Volturi sitting among.
"Listen very closely guys, I hate my aunts, uncles, cousins, and most of all my grandmother. Mother of my mom, gah!! I just hate her. My point is to have my revenge with your help."
"So you want us to tell them off?" Jane asked.
"Yeah my nana thinks of me lower than my cousins. I love her as my enemy." Ana said.
"Wow, you Christians do have a weird way of living." Afton remarked.
"If you can't love them as a friend then love them as enemy, the Bible said so."
"Oh" Afton awed.
"So what exactly do you want us to do?" Alec asked.
"Just whenever they say that you should hang out with some one else other than me, serve them right." Ana firmly said.
"Well my friend, we are here for you and we won't let anyone get in the way of your night." Mason said.
"So when will your parents' party began?" Chelsea asked.
"At 9:30 this evening." Ana said.
"Oh boy, well everyone let's go shopping and get this girl in her evening dress! We'll make her astonishingly beautiful, lovely, and fair!" Heidi exclaimed.
All the male guards groan, knowing that we'll be out all day and come back at exact nine-thirty o'clock.
We all went to the mall of the female guards' choice. The boys when to buy their clothes and Ana went the female guards.
Scanning through each store until the girls spotted the most expensive evenings dresses shop.
"Oh, that's the perfect shop Ana!" Renata said to the human's ear.
"I don't know, it's pretty expensive, I couldn't buy even the leggings in there."
"Nonsense, we'll buy it for you Ana." Chelsea said.
"Really?" Ana put her hand to her heart.
"Yes, you are part of the family." Heidi said lovingly.
"Well. What are we waiting for?! Let's go in!!!" Ana shout out not caring if people were looking at her.
"That's the sprit!" Jane exclaimed.
They went in and looked at all kinds of fashions and markets.
First they tried the color blue but were not convinced. Pink, as it were a Katy Perry party. Green was out of the question. Yellow made Ana look like the inside of a banana. Orange was not the color for her. Purple was ok but not convincing. Trying all colors of the pyramid. When they tried the red wine color, they squealed on how the color looked amazing on her.
Choosing the fashion was intense. When they came across the arrow vines with five petaled flowers of silvers, they fell in love. The leggings were olive with thick and thin lines parallel, and the shoes were three inches showing the inside of the foot decorated with flaps and diamond on the trims lined up perfectly. Same color as the dress. The lower part of the dress was stitch up to the left side showing a little above the knee. Then to were the stitch was put a sliver diamond-flower-like bin. On the back, it reveal her skin from the hint of shoulders down to the hint of midsection of her back. As the girls promised, they payed for the dress. Putting a black cloak over her, they went to the next step.
Next the hair.
Heidi spotted again, the expensive salon there is.
They when in and show the styles the evening dress she was to were for her parents' party. She studied Ana then came with books and magazines of hair styles for them to see while she went to her boss. It took them a while to catch the perfect style for Ana, the boss came and saw Ana and the style they want be done on her hair; a tight bun half falling waves of hair to the left. The stylers got to work, dye thin strings of blonde giving her that sexy look. The final piece, was a silver carved flower and vines strings around her head and it connects with the diamond on her forehead. She was exquisite.
Then the final touch, make up.
Heidi had a good eye for everything but of course it had to cost much. The girls bought all the makeup required for Ana's beauty and skin, when off to a bathroom applying it to her.
First her foundation, making her face light up. Second, her dark blush, smoky/Bonita/natural eye shadow. Her eyebrows at natural volume yet darker tone. Eyeliner of New York, coloring all around her eye in a thin line then goes up at the end. Black mascara applying two waves. Then finally, putting  bits of powder to combine all the color making her skin shining and the hot glittered pink lipstick add more to the beauty. Jane applied oils to her chest, back, arms, and throat making them shine like the moon. When the guards got together, the boys were a hunk. Fashionable tuxedos and suits. When their eyes fell on Ana, their jaws dropped, tongues hanging out, eyes popping out.
After the girls got their dresses, they got home at exactly nine-thirty o'clock.
Ana's father's church members were there, and the least people she wanted to show up.

Ana's P.O.V

Feeling sick I walked to the dark.
"Ana, what's wrong?" Demetri asked.
"I don't know if I can do this." I said.
"Ana don't be afraid, you are far most beautiful than everyone in there. Your parents are waiting for you. Don't mind your family, you are the far better person, and if I haven't known better, you're friends with the ruling coven of vampires." Alec said to me.
I smiled at him, seeing that all my friends giving me support it give me strength to go in like a queen, if so, a Caesar.
When my dad announced that one person per photo and then calling for me.
"I'M HERE DAD!!! I AM COMING!!!" Then, in Demetri's arm, he escort me to  the stage they had in the backyard.
I could feel all eyes on me, I walked in elegance and gracefully to my parents. I swear I foresaw all the boys gawking and the girls to my boyfriend-pretending-to-be. My dad's expression was beyond I could describe, my mom was tearing up, my older brother's head seemed to fallen on the stage floor.
After the photos were taken, the rest of the guards came to me. I introduced all of them to all my people and they were all in awed at my accomplishment of work ethic (coughs) and the friends I made.
We sat at our very own table with good food and goodies. I was the only one eating and the guard pretended to. We talked about our favorite things to do and how awful Aro is. Renata came up with a good idea to pass the time, calling the Volturi. I wasn't so sure about the idea but sure I would call Aro or Marcus to let them know how we are doing. I am wise enough to not call Caius knowing what a fit he would give.
So to make things fun I decided to prank call Aro, got my phone and dialed his number.
"Hello, who is this?" Aro's voice sounded in the other end.
"Do you guys have laws?" I asked in an old lady's voice.
"Yes we do. Who is this?" Aro sounded suspicious.
"Well I have transformed this human here but by accident, so I was wondering what the rules are." I tried not to laugh, Afton was snickering.
"Didn't your creator taught you the laws?"
"Well-I'm a newborn. Thr-three weeks, * I believe, I was 90." At that point, the guard snicker.
"WHAT YOU WERE 90 WHEN YOU WERE TRANSFORMED!!!"
The guard started cough out not to laugh.
"Well what do you know honey? Are you lonely?" I said snickering.
"What?"
"Are you alone?"
"Yes, for now."
"We'll get some friends old fart because you look like the big loser." I hung up.
We burst out laughing.
"You're so mean." Corin said in her fit of laughter.
"You're a jerk." Alec said.
"I know." I replied.
"Wait! I'm going to prank call Caius." Jane said.
"Are you sure Jane?" Santiago asked.
"Yes I am." Jane dialed Caius.
"What do you want?"
"Your highness, how much of a trouble I'll be if I had nailed your wife while being woman." Jane asked sarcastically.
"What are you talking about? What do you have to do with my wife?"
"I'm a woman and I had sex with your wife. You hear that? She like her some pussy cat." Jane hung up.
"That was the grossest thing you ever said Jane." Alec said.
"Man, your sister is dirty minded."
"That was fun. Hey how about we all go to the beach?!" Demetri yelled.
"Again Metri? We had been to the beach in Greece." I said.
"Come on babe, we were talking you to Atlanta." Demetri said.
I gasped in joy, I have always wanted to go to Atlanta. As fast as we could, we ran up to my room and quickly pack our bags.
When we were at the door we were stopped by mrs all want to have first. My aunt.
"Hey you can't leave like that!"
"No absolutely no!" My grandmother said.
"What's going on?"
"Ana is going to Atlanta."
"To Atlanta? Why?"
"You stay here with your parents! While you guys can take our daughters."
Jane walked in front of me and looked at all my mom's sisters, nieces, and grandmother.
"We are not going to take filthy wanna-be-all brats to look after."