the signs as college roommates

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Aries: jumps into bed and hurts a part of their body, promptly asks "did you see that?"

Taurus: labels everything in the fridge as 'mine' but shares it all anyway

Gemini: accidentally slams door at 3am, apologises loudly

Cancer: is never home because of all of the things they're involved in, is only home to eat noodles and binge Netflix

Leo: rearranged everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle

Virgo: does homework that's due in a month, questions your work ethic

Libra: orders pizza with every topping on it so they make sure they didn't miss your favourite

Scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and comments on every cute guy/girl on campus

Sagittarius: spends the time they should be studying watching old YouTube memes

Capricorn: is silent for hours but then shouts FUCK about forgetting something they were supposed to do two hours ago

Aquarius: spends entire life on their laptop watching memes and listening to Spotify

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