Gran: Shinichi was like your idol, huh?
Conan: yeah, you can say it that way.
Gran: I gotta admit you are brilliant and mature, just like him—the tiny version, at least.
Conan: oh, really?(shit, I'm busted)
Cagliostro: Super Cute and Genius Alchemist coming through! Let's cut the bullshit already.
[Cagliostro snaps her fingers, made Conan felt there was an explosion inside him. Suddenly, his body explodes and reveal his true self as Shinichi]
Gran: Cagliostro?
Ran: ...did you just change him back?
Cagliostro: no, I just gave him a proper body for his mind.
Gran: but you should—
Cagliostro: cut the crap, Gran. You know he's an adult who has been stuck as a kid for 10 years and he has a girlfriend who's gonna die for waiting him to grow up. I'm old enough for not asking your consent.
Ran: Shinichi...WE COULD FINALLY BE TOGETHER!
Gran: I know that, but can you at least think about giving him proper clothes? *points at naked Shinichi*
Cagliostro: riiiiight. I wanna do that but my alchemy only works on living creatures, not clothes.
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If Granblue Fantasy was Real
FanfictionThinking that this game is unrealistic? you might have known what happens if any game sequences from this turn-based web RPG went realistic. it sucks. so don't you try to read this.
