If Granblue Fantasy was Real

If Arcarum Evokers were Real

(These shorts are gathered based on some of my friends' experiences after finishing the Arcarum Summons)
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Gran: do we really have to face these guys?
Monika: yes. They are nothing but a thread to the Enforcers
Gran: and we have to...recruit them? The guys who might be linked to the Primals that wants to destroy the world?
Monika: if you know how to win their hearts, of course.
Gran: ...they are murderers. You are more than insane to give me this idea.
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[Lobelia, the Evoker linked to The Tower, loves a beautiful sound in the morning]
Lobelia: ah...tres bien! Such bone-cracking noise...is nothing but the music to my ears...mm-hmm-mm! *stomps on some villagers*
Lyria: do you really have to...step on them?
Lobelia: you are not interested?
Gran: ...step on me. *lays down i front of Lobelia*
Lobelia: I believe we share one thing in common.
Gran: I just wanna die from my love to you
Lyria: ...Gran, you can't just do that! What about me? "You die, I die" thing?
Gran: Cut the bullshit, Lyria. He's a chiropractor!
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Nier joins your party!

Nier: Thank you, Gran. You're the only one who accepted who I was...
Gran: I know you're helpless. You can stay whenever you want.
Nier: you're so kind. We'll be together...forever... I'll do anything for you.
Gran: ...okay...can you stop... choking me?
Nier: oh...sorry, old habits die hard. *releases Gran*
Gran: you'll get used to being nice. You can start learning from Lyria.
Nier: really? I think you know better about being nice to people.
Lyria: Gran, I'm...scared...
Gran: What to be scared about? You're delusional. Right, Nier?
Nier: yeah. Nothing's wrong about both of us together.
Lyria: but it feels wrong...to me.
Gran: then keep it to yourself. Stop being negative. Come on, Nier. I'll show you to your room in Grandcypher.
Nier: thank you...*deathglares Lyria with an evil grin*
Lyria: YEET!