Dare Mikasa Ackerman [ ON HOLD ]

"Ere- I mean...err.. Brat!"

Potatogirl117: Mikasa, I dare you to dress up as Levi for a day and copy everything he does. :P

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Mikasa: *puts a wig(Levi)* I'm sorry Eren..

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Mikasa(as Levi): *Ahem*Ahem* Oi you brats!

All: *salutes*

Mikasa: Go clean the bathrooms! Now.*glares*

All: Roger! *runs away*

Mikasa: Ere-- I mean, oi Jaeger.

Eren: Y-yes Heichou?

Mikasa: What is this? *shows a LevixEren Fan Fic*

Eren: I don't know Heichou.

Mikasa: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Eren: I don't really know Heichou! *scared*

Mikasa: *crumples the book* Grr.. That midget..

Eren: A what?

Mikasa: *punches him at his stomach* Don't y-you dare ask me a q-question! *walks away*

Eren:  T-that h-hurts...

Mikasa: *covers her face* I'm so sorry!

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Mikasa: *at Levi's office*

Hanji: LEVI~! *hugs Mikasa*

Mikasa: Squad leade-- SHITTY GLASSES.

Hanji: Want to drink?

Mikasa: Drink what?

Hanji: .....A SAKE.

Mikasa: Excuse me?

Hanji: OH COME ON LEVI. JOIN US. ERWIN IS GONNA DRINK TOO. *winks*

Mikasa: Is midget  drinking sake?  No shitty glasses. I don't want to be drunk.

Hanji: *eyes widen and runs away* ERWIN! ERWIN ITS A MIRACLE! LEVI IS NOT GONNA JOIN US TONIGHT!

Erwin: Eh really? Where is he?

Hanji: In his office.

Mikasa: Crap. *runs away*

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Mikasa: Oi brats. *crosses arms*

All: *salutes*

Mikasa: Do not clean everything tomorrow.. I mean, EVEERRYYTTHHIINGG. Got that? I am giving you all a day off. That is all. *walks away*

All: HALLELUJAH!

The Next Day...

Levi: WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU ALL WORKING, YOU LITTLE SHITTY BRATS?!

All: C-cause you said yesterday..to not clean everything...

Levi: I DIDN'T SAID THAT. NOW. GO. AND. CLEAN.

All: But--

Levi: NO BUTS. *glares*

All: *walks away and grabs mops, cleaning supplies, etc.*

Hanji: And you also said yester--

Levi: ARRGH. WHY DOES EVERYONE ACTING SO WEIRD WHEN I LEFT. TCH. I SAID TO YOU YESTERDAY THAT I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH PETRA. THEN HOW COME YOU LITTLE SHITS ARE ACTING WEIRD?

Hanji: Then... OMFG. A GHOST!

Levi: Tch.. I don't believe in ghost.

Mikasa: Thanks for the wig. *gives the wig to Armin*

Levi: *looks at Mikasa*

Mikasa: *looks at Levi* Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. *backs away slowly*

Levi: *clenches fist* What wig?

Mikasa: .....FUCK. *uses Manuever Gear and zips at the roof*

Hanji: .......OMFG. LEVI. YOU SHOULD COSPLAY AS MIKASA TOO. AND YOU WILL HAVE FAKE BOOBS AND---

Levi: *looks at Hanji and glares*

Hanji: *gulps* Okey...