Dare Mikasa Ackerman [ ON HOLD ]

Prayer for Freckled Jesus

AsheriaDays: I dare you to say a prayer to Thy Freckled Jesus, loudly and obnoxiously in the dining hall, when everyone is eating and then slap their head's for not saying one too. ;-;

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Mikasa: *Stands ontop of the table and does the sign of the cross* Ahem ahem.

Eren: Mikasa, what are you?

Mikasa: Shush Eren. Ahem. 

         Oh Freckled Jesus, may you forgive us if we're always teasing you with your HALF jokes, *Dramatical fall*

         Though, we will still worship you for all the blessings you gave us,

         And then, give Sasha this day, her daily bread (I found that on Tumblr. XD)

         And forgive us for all our sins. *Closes her eyes*

         I hope that we will discover what is inside Eren's basement.

         In the name of the Father,

         The Son,

         And the Holy Spirit,

         Armin! *Puts hand on her chest*

Marco: May the Connie be with you.

Everyone: *Silence*

Mikasa: *Jumps on the tables while slapping their head* Bitches. That took me for like, an hour to memorize! Thank you very much.