PokerDuck8UrCake: I dare you to read EreRi doujinshi. And then b!tch slap Levi and tell Eren "The Talk". Idk what I just f-ing dared >.<
Mikasa: ...........
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Mikasa: Here goes nothing *Reads EreRi doujinshi* 'Eren squealed in pain as Levi entered his---' .......... *Throws EreRi doujinshi at Jean's head* MIDGET FCKING CORPORAL.
Levi: What?
Mikasa *Slaps him while a dark aura is surrounding her*
Levi: Da fuck did I do?
Mikasa: *Walks out and goes to Eren* Eren fucking Jaeger!
Eren: Y-Yes?!
Mikasa: Explain this bullshit.
Eren: Um.. Explain what?
Mikasa: THEFUCKINGERERIDOUJINSHIDAMNIT!
Eren: ......What?
Mikasa: Talk, now.
Minutes Later
Armin: How'd it go?
Eren: I....don't want to talk about.
Armin: Tell me~
Eren: She spanked my fucking ass, man! It hurts.
Armin: Ohh.... *Kicks his collection of EreRi doujinshi and Jearmin doujinshis*
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I am not really against Yaoi pairs. Actually, one of my OTPs are EreRi and JeanMarco. Come on, who doesn't ship them? XD Probably Mikasa and the haters. *-* But if you hate Yaoi, keep it to yourself. I don't want to have an argument or shits like that. Hehe.