Dare Mikasa Ackerman [ ON HOLD ]

Dare (Through PM)

ThatTroubleSomeGirl: (Through PM)

1st dare: Make Mikasa beat Annie and dances Gangnam Style while saying 'Sunavobitch'

2nd dare: Mikasa should do something that will make Petra worry. And I dare Mikasa to act weird to everyone in the Survey Corps and even to the 104th Trainees Squad.

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1st Dare

Mikasa: Ey Pinocchio!

Annie: What do you want, Mi Casa es su Casa?

Mikasa: Lets do the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Annie: Fu.

Mikasa: Here is the rules. The person who gets cold, like, REALLY cold will lose. Got that?

Annie: Tch.. How ironic. Fine, lets do it, Ackerman.

Minutes Later...

Annie: Brr... I HATE YOU. YOU F*CKING WARM BLOODED BITCH. *walks away*

Mikasa: Pfftt.... *dances gangnam style* SUNOVABITCH

Annie: *glares*

Admin: Well technically, Annie lose. XD

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2nd Dare

Mikasa: Ey Petra!

Petra: Yes Mikasa?

Mikasa: Your tree is damaged! We should clean it.

Petra: Ah what? My tree?

Mikasa: Oh you didn't get it? Nevermind that. Midget is calling you and he was asking for help.

Petra: Eh?

Mikasa: He is crying tho.

Petra: *eyes widen* I'M COMING HEICHOU! *goes to Levi's office and opens the door*

Levi: P-Petra... *crying*

Petra: Heichou... Don't cry. Wait, why are you crying anyway?

Levi: I thought you leave me... I missed you so much... And..

Petra: And..?

Levi: I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKING WINDEX

Petra: Seriously?!

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I know that is not really Levi's personality. XD I just want this to have some humor (although its not really that funny).

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3rd Dare

Mikasa: I'm so fancy! You already know! *walks like a retarded person*

Eren: Ohmahgod...

Mikasa: Hey Eren!

Eren: Yes?

Mikasa: I'm so fancy!!! *looks at Eren*

Eren: Y-yes you are. *sweat drops*

Mikasa: Ereeeennn. *strokes Eren's cheek*

Eren: Somebodyhelpme ; - ;

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Mikasa: Hey Annie!

Annie: What?

Mikasa: Did you know that I am a lesbian?

Annie: *spits out tea* Da frock?

Mikasa: *insert ugly chuckle here*

Annie: Weird..

Marco: Hey Mikasa.

Mikasa: Oh. Hello there freckled Jesus. May you forgive me for I have commit a sin. *bows*

Marco: Woah wait Mikasa. I am not Jesus.

Mikasa: Oh yes you are. For you have a fucking freckles. Oh gosh I want one. Can I have some? *grabs knife*

Marco: *sweat drops* ............ *runs away*

Jean: Whats wrong with Marco?

Mikasa: Oh nothing Jean the fucking horse.

Jean: . . . . . . . . . . . I'M NOT A HORSE

Mikasa: Oh yes you are. For you have a long face, just like a horse. *walks away*

Eren: Hey Horseface

Jean: Yeah?--- I SAID I AM NOT A HORSE

Eren: What happened to Mikasa?

Jean: I don't know....