The pick-up line they use on you

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|Kylo Ren|

You were walking down one of the darkened corridors when you passed by Kylo, who stopped you, an expression of confusion painted across his face.

"Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend," he said before continuing on.

Your thought/reaction: Kylo, what the hell? Unless you've got amnesia, you should know me...Oh wait-He wasn't being serious, he was trying to flirt...

|General Hux|

You were sitting on a bench outside the training room when Hux suddenly sprinted towards you. It was an odd sight that's for sure because he never sprints anywhere so, thinking something might be wrong, you stood up.

"Hey what-"

"Hello, I'm a thief, and I've come to steal your heart," Hux said unevenly, looking at you hopeful for a response.

Your thought/reaction: No, you're a dork, you can't steal something that you've already stolen.

|Poe Dameron|

You and Poe were currently in the air, fighting off several tie fighters. You'd just taken out another one and were watching the sky to see if anymore made their appearance when Poe began to speak into your earpiece.

"Hey Y/N..." he began. You listened intently. "I seem to be lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?" He finished, a flirtatious tone taking over his voice.

Your thought/reaction: This man is going to get shot out of the air one of these days...And I might be the one to do it.

|Rey|

You and Rey were currently outside doing some combat training. Given you used to be a stormtrooper, you were used to intense training, thanks to Phasma, which meant you pushed Rey a little harder.

The two of you were currently doing a more hardcore version of sparring, landing heavy blows on the other when one slipped up. You had moved quickly towards Rey, sweeping her legs out from under her. You looked down at her and immediately felt a pang of guilt, but before you could help her, she began to speak.

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you," she said, looking up at you smiling.

Your thought/reaction: And here I was thinking you actually got hurt...That's it, I'm done for the day, your cuteness has drained me.

|Finn|

You were currently sitting next to Finn, who was lying on the infirmary bed, recovering after being badly injured. You watched the rise and fall of his chest, as you shifted through the multitude of worried thoughts that surfaced in your mind each second. Suddenly, Finn began coughing, a sure sign that he was waking up. He looked over at you and you smiled with relief that he was okay.

"Y/N...Y/N...Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?" he coughed out.

Your thought/reaction: He's been awake for five seconds and he can't stop himself from saying something stupid...Resist the urge to slap him, resist the urge.

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