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The Doctor's Daughter

Tardis...

Jared is sitting on the TARDIS jumpseat with Tsuruno Yui, the Mightiest Magical Girl of Kamihama City, or what the brunette likes to call herself, "So, how's your restaurant doing?"

"It's doing great!" Tsuruno said, happily. "The poisonous fog slowed down business a bit. But we've gotten back on track."

"Good, that's really good. I want some ramen when I visit Banbanzai later."

The door slams shut on its own and the time rotor activates, throwing everyone around.

"What? What?" The Doctor asked.

"Doctor, Jared, don't you dare!" Martha said, angrily.

"Martha, we didn't touch anything. I was busy talking with Tsuruno." Jared said, getting off the jump seat with Tsuruno.

"And we're in flight. It's not us." The Doctor said.

"Where are we going?" Tsuruno asked.

"I don't know. It's out of control!" The Doctor said.

"Doctor, Jared, just listen to me. The both of you, take me home. Take me home right now!" Martha said.

Everyone is hanging on to the console.

"What the hell's it doing?" Donna asked.

"The control's not working." The Doctor said, and he gets thrown about and gets a look at the jar at the base of the time rotor. "I don't know where we're going, but my old hand's very excited about it."

"I thought that was just some freaky alien thing. You telling me it's yours?"

"Well."

"It got cut off. He grew a new one." Martha said.

"On Christmas Day, 2006. The Doctor lost his hand in a sword fight against the Sycorax." Jared said, happily.

"And that involved people standing on top of rooftops too. You are completely impossible." Donna said, looking at the Doctor.

"Not impossible. Just a bit unlikely." The Doctor said.

There's a bang, and sparks, then stillness and peace. I opened up a portal back to Earth and I pulled Felicia Mitsuki out of it. The Doctor runs outside.

(Jared's POV)

Tunnel entrance...

"This place looks like a total dump." Felicia said, as her hands her behind her head.

"Yup." I said, as if looks like a junk yard in a railway arch at night. "It does. And it's a bit sad."

"Why would the Tardis bring us here, then?" The Doctor asked.

"It's our first alien planet!" Tsuruno said, happily.

"It looks like a war zone! Did Witches come here?" Felicia asked.

"Witches coming here?" I asked. "You two are the only magical girls at the moment."

"True." Tsuruno said, happily.

"Don't move! Stay where you are! Drop your weapons." Cline said.

Three men are pointing rifles at us, so we raise our hands.

"We're unarmed. Look, no weapons. Never any weapons. We're safe." The Doctor said.

"Look at their hands. They're clean." A soldier said.

"All right, process them. Him first." Cline said, as two soldiers take the Doctor.

"Oi, oi. What's wrong with clean hands?" The Doctor asked.