Forgotten. (A 1D/ Janoskians Story) *EDITING*

MiniChapter 35- A little blue birdie told me...

*Caitlyn's POV*

Bzzzz.bzzzz.

I snoozed the alarm, and slipped out of bed.

9:30.

As I walked to the kitchen, I slammed into Beau.

"Wanna help make Paynecakes?"

"You mean pancakes."

"No, Paynecakes. Get your video camera, we'll do a video blog!"

10 am.

I finished cooking a few stacks of paynecakes, and went on Twitter.

@Liam_Real_Payne Happy Birthday, bro! Have a good one. You too, @DaniellePeazer ! :) x

Then, I looked at the trends.

Holy mama.

I knocked on Liam's door.

"LEEYYUUUUMMMMM!!!! HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!"

No answer.

So I did the instinctive thing.

Kicking down the door off its hinges.

Bad move.

My eyes are still burning.

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"

I quickly grabbed the door by the doorknob, and somehow fit the door back in place.

"It's 10 am, at least wait until 10 pm! Now you gotta go through the day walking like you competed at the saddle bronc riding at the Calgary Stampede!" I yelled, chugging a cup of water.

I looked at the trends on Twitter again.

#HappyBirthdayDaddyDirection

#HappyBirthdayLiam

#Happy19thBirthdayLiam

#DanielleIsGoingToFeelThePayneTonight

#Happy10Inches

#DanielleIsGoingToRideThePayneTrainTonight

#DaniellePrepareForThe10Inches

#PayzerSex

And a rather....interesting one.

#LiamGetOnDanielleLikeDonkeyKong

Ok, then.

I took a screenshot of them, then tagged Liam and Danielle in the tweet.

VERY happy birthday. @Real_Liam_Payne @Danielle_Peazer #ControlThoseUrges #UseProtection or else you will a #LiterallDaddyDirection.

Sooner or later those two replaced #HappyBirthdayLiam and #HappyBirthdayDaddyDirection.

I love this fandom.

"Oh, Payzer! Happy Birthday!" I yelled, all cheery.

Then, Jai stumbled out of our room.

"I know its Liam's birthday, but what-"

I showed him the trends.

We burst into laughter.

With Chris' help, I hooked up my phone to a projector, and the trends were on the wall for all to see.

"EVERYBODY TO THE LIVING ROOM, I MADE THE FAMOUS PAYNECAKES!"

Sooner or later, everyone was basically pissing their pants with laughter.

Beau caught it all on camera.

Except the scarred for life part.

Happy Birthday, Liam.

I love you too. ;) x

(Quick note)

Hey, guys! I was on Twitter, and I just HAD to make a chapter on the trends! x)

I don't really have much, so this is a minichapter.

I like minichapters. :)

If I have a random impromptu chapter, I'll call it a minichapter.

A week before first day of freshman year, any advice?

Oh, yeah, I'm starting a YouTube channel, for rants and challenges. Any challenges, comment them. If you want your idea contributed for the rant, comment 5 things (current events such as the Canada shit at the Olympics. grrrr..) That pissed you off this month.

Ok, I gotta go see what other trends are goin on, bye! ;)

Oh Yeah, If you're interested in knowing how I spend the first weeks of summer, there's a short clip of this eyar's Calagry stampede highlights. x)