Chapter 15- Yo mama. No, actually, just you.

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*Caitlyn's POV*

"Bish, what?"

I had him on speaker, and we were all in the kitchen.

"You guys were in a weird relationship stage, I convinced him to pull all those stunts, to make you look bad in public. I convinced him you two would be better than that Australian guy."

"You sick bitch."

"I'm a guy."

"I don't care, same thing. Wait, so all that bitterness was fake?"

Niall nodded.

"I spiked his drink, girl.  Paid some girls go be with him to piss you off." He chuckled through the phone. "Fuck off, I don't care. I'm with someone else now."

"Well, then, I WILL destroy you."

"Oh, please, go braid your wig made out if your mom's chest hair."

"Go make out with your boyfriend whos going to leave you when your reign in the music industry ends."

"He asked me out before he found out who I was. So please leave us alone, Skrillex. Stay away from Niall."

"You so skinny, you invisible."

"That makes no sense. You so stupid that you stared at a juice carton for an hour, because it said 'Concentrate.'"

"You so fat you drink milkshakes."

"What the hell? You so fat you tripped on Fifth avenue, and landed on fiftieth."

"You so stupid that you had to pay the school to let you pass."

"I graduated with a 4.5 GPA, retard. You so stupid that you sold your car for gas money. This conversation is over, because you're clearly too poor to pay attention."

And with that, I hung up.

"That was hot."

"Not now, Jai. Niall, why didn't you tell me this was going on?" He shifted uncomfortably. "He said if I didn't do it, One Direction, Blackfire, and the Janoskians would be over." I snorted. One Direction was impossible to just be over. They're the biggest boyband on the damn planet. 

"Thanks,man." Said Jai. They bro hugged, and lightbulbs went off in my head. "Hey. I have an idea. Next club I work at, I'll hook you up with someone. We might not be dating, but I'll still be your friend."

"Ok. Jai, treat her good, she's your little rebel princess now."

"I will. Thanks."

"To the beach?" I grinned. "Hell yeah!"

I filled one of my gym bags with sunscreen, drinks, junk food, speakers, all that stuff. I went to my room to get somehting to wear, and my towel. "Jai, Red or Purple?" I asked. I held up two bikinis, and he gulped nervously. "I don't really care, as long as I get to spend a day with you." He said, with a tight smile. I took the red.

"Cait, blue or red."

"Red, we can be coordinated or whatever. Now turn around, I need to change." I tried to change as quick as I could. "Hey, Jai, could you tie the back of my top for me?" I heard him laughing behind me. "You don't have to tie it." I rolled my eyes, and huffed. "Jai, my arms cannot stay here forever."

When he took the two ends, Vinny burst in through the door.

"Are you guys read-Woah. Control those urges, son."

"Oh my god, you're here too? Did the Jersey Shore house burn down or something?" I swear, sooner or later the whole damn cast was going to be randomly waltzing into my room. 

"I would like to know what is going on, young lady."

"Sass mode, Vin?"

"Umm...I'm still here, I'm just gunna tie your top awkwardly."

"Is that what you kids are calling it now?" I groaned in annoyance. "Vin, you're only 5 years older than us."

"Whatever, Kids. Your motorcycle helmets are on the living room table."

He rolled his eyes, and closed the door behind him.

"We really need to get a lock for that door." I muttered.

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