Jack x Dave

Why Dave, Why?

Requested by @GoldenAngelshiplover, I really wasn't expecting to get a request that fast, haha. Anyway, to the boys!

Jack's Pov-

It's been 6 months but I'm finally out of that hellhole of a prison, of course I wouldn't have been in there in the first place if  I hadn't bought poor quality cocaine off those ungrateful toddlers , I knew those feckers were up to something... Anyway, after walking out the front gates of the prison I do a cartwheel and flip off the place before making the long, painful walk home.

After about 5 minutes, though it felt like an hour, I remember Wait, isn't Dave's place closer? I could just crash there for tonight! Picking up my pace a little I cross the street and turn the next corner to go to Dave's house, I didn't even bother to hide the huge grin plastered on my face I wonder how the eggplant is doing?

Dave's Pov-

Finally! Today's the day Sportsy gets back from Prison! I can't wait to see my orange baby again! I hurry over to the computer screen and turn it on, waiting for Sportsy to appear, I love watching him even though he doesn't know I'm doing it, but that makes it more exiting! Pressing the power button fills me with glee as I know I'll be seeing him soon, I can't wait! 

Jack's Pov-

I turn the next corner and finally reach Dave's house, It's a little more run down than I last remember it. The front gate is speckled with rust and the garden looks a mess, overgrown weeds and cigarettes are everywhere. I decide to look through the window ( because that's not creepy at all) and I don't see Dave anywhere, the lights are on he must be in another room I think to myself. I enter through the front door because surprisingly it was unlocked.  I don't call out for him because I want to surprise him, I head over towards the kitchen and find a door leading down to the basement, the door is open and a faint light is shining through the gap in the door.

Treading lightly, I pull open the door and see Dave sitting in a chair at a computer screen...wait...IS THAT MY BEDROOM ON THE SCREEN! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WATCHING MY BEDROOM? Disturbed and pissed of I sneak up behind Dave and yell " WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

"GAH, SHIT!" Dave yells as he flails around and falls off of the chair onto the floor. I would have found it hilarious if he wasn't trying to spy on me in my own home! "S-Sportsy I- uh...welcome back!" he has a big, cheesy grin on his face and looks more like a tomato than an eggplant, I sigh and offer my hand to help him up. "so, how long have you been spying on me?" I ask almost sarcastically, "Gasp! I haven't been spying on you! I just wanted to make sure no one broke into your house that's all!" His face begins to redden further, which I didn't think was possible,

" Did you really just say gasp?"

"Yes!Yes I did!a-and it's not like I like you or anything...Baka!" ok, it's getting weirder...

"*sigh* well, I was hoping to stay the night but since you don't like me I guess I'll be leaving~"

"No! don't go! c'mon Sportsy! I was kidding!" he runs up to me and hugs me.

Sure Dave may be a complete and utter weirdo, but he's my weirdo...

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I hope this turned out ok for you GoldenAngelshiplover, I didn't know what it should be called but I hope you like it anyway. Thanks for requesting this, I had fun writing it.