Matthew is a killer fuelled by lust, who murders old people and posts their ears to their friends. Mrs Ardis, a runner from Turku, knows she has to stop him. It turns out the killer is actually a rabbit.
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When a soldier from Kyiv develops a fear of water, not everybody is supportive. However, his fortunes improve when his gardener buys a record company. It turns out his gardener murdered the gardener's nephew.
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Russell is a personal trainer from Belgium who falls in love with his golf caddy. The two are separated when the golf caddy falls into the ocean and loses his memory. Russell walks the streets forever, yearning for his loss.
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Patsy is a killer fuelled by rejection, who murders children and wraps them in toilet paper. Doctor Mortimer, a geriatric from Johns Creek, knows she has to stop her. It turns out the whole plot was a practical joke played by Mortimer's hilarious wife.
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In a world where monkeys are rude and reckless, one banker has no choice but to save mankind by killing his own child. In a devastating conclusion, the banker saves the world, but only by sacrificing his own life.
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Maja is a cowgirl from Boulder who falls in love with her neighbour. The two are separated when the neighbour catches the flu and has to stay at the home of an irresistable stanger. It turns out her neighbour murdered the neighbour's step-mother.
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A soldier from Colchester is delighted when she gets the chance to take part in the final of a pie eating contest. However, her chances are scuppered when her wife is badly injured in a car accident. It turns out the opportunity had been a practical joke.
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Catalina is a killer fuelled by lust, who murders doctors and dyes their heads yellow. Sergeant Stark, a geriatric from Poole, knows she has to stop her. In one final act of destruction, the killer orchestrates a mass murder, and kills 24 doctors is one attack.
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In a world where robots are starving, one singer has no choice but to find a crime-fighting sidekick by killing his own great aunt. Eventually, the singer forms an army and teaches the robots a little respect.
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Jazz is a killer fuelled by jealousy, who murders teenagers and dyes their thumbs orange. DCI DeSousa, a farmer from Salem, knows she has to stop him. In a dramatic conclusion, DeSousa saves the killer from drowning, so that he can face the justice of the law.
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Masterpiece Generator
RandomThis is a book of the random stuff I've gotten when using Masterpiece Generator. Masterpiece Generator is a set of tools that can be used to quickly create content, such as songs, plots and poems. The options range from completely random to highly s...