A dating profile for Mad4It Greasy navigator seeks virtuous person with tall eyelashes for socializing, baking and maybe more
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
Hello lads and ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm a courageous kind of gal, who likes nothing more than socializing with the right person.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my remarkable personality, closely followed by my smashing eyebrows. I'm the woman for you, if you like great eyebrows and thighs, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a navigator, helping patients. This allows me to exercise my skills: teaching and writing.
My life goals include:Use a spider web as a parachuteFall in love with youBecome the best navigator I can beHelp all the patients in the world
If you're the right person for me, you'll be virtuous and generous. You won't be afraid to have a good time and will have a healthy respect for marriage.
My ideal date would involve baking in Dubai with a pointy person by my side. While we're there, I admire your tall eyelashes whilst feeling I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Light me fire, babe
Mad4It
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