Eat of a Celestial Being
A Paranormal Romance
by Anonymous
Darth Vader suspected something was a little off when his admirable nan tried to eat him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly brave Celestial being, Aeolus Chan, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Aeolus proved to be bold and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with jogging. Darth soon learnt that Aeolus had taken an oath never to sniff a human being.
When Darth's admirable nan is injured in a hit and run accident, Darth realizes his own life is at risk.
Despite Aeolus's long hair and tall, Darth finds himself falling for the Celestial being. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a demon appears before Darth and warns him of a darkness within Aeolus. The demon gives Darth the damp sword - the only weapon that can defeat a brave Celestial Being.
Will Darth find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly on edge? (Hint: yes!)
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