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Message from Looking4Love Could you be that special bold (but not clumsy) one for an intuitive navigator?

Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound bold.

Are you interested in writing? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm clumsy and you'll have noticed my fragile fingers. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very spiky and extremely tall. I particularly like your pointy elbows.

You're not clumsy though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody clumsy, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my puppy, Charlie to the vet and said, "My puppy is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Charlie up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping teenagers. My job as a navigator is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very intuitive person.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how intuitive I can be.

Love from
Looking4Love

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.

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