Pierre: Balaga fucks his troika
Andrey: Pierre like dude
Pierre: Wait how did you know
Marya: commas
Andrey: oh yeah—WAIT
Andrey: PIERRE
Andrey: YOU'RE GAY
Anatole: gey
Helene: I FUCKING TOLD YOU ANATOLE
Dolokhov: im geyer than him
Pierre: have you challenged my geyness?
Dolokhov: sure
YOU ARE READING
Great Comet Chat Fic
Fanfictionthis is something me and someone else wrote so long ago... i won't tag them in case they don't wanna be e x p o s e d but basically texting au lmao
