Helene: I JUST NEED TO WASH THE DUCKY
Helene: CHILL ANATOLE
Anatole: I want something to cuddle
Dolokhov: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Anatole: I mean something that will love me back
Dolokhov: you still don't get that I'm gay for you specifically?
Anatole: oh
Anatole: Oh
Anatole: OH
Anatole: Mon Amour
Anatole: come
Dolokhov: just don't eat the world's supply of peanut butter
Anatole: no promises
Marya: is everyone in this country gay
Pierre: yes
Andrey: I have a boyfriend now
Pierre: yes
Andrey: Pierre all you've said for the past half hour is yes
Marya: cOMmAs
Pierre: yes
Dolokhov: gajsonsjdijamosoxmslapckdndkzanxjof
Dolokhov: oops I tripped over Balaga and landed in the snow
Helene: he's still in your front yard? Also hurry over because Anatole's gonna start screaming again.
Pierre: yes
Balaga: IM AWAKE BASTARDS
Balaga: I WANT DONUTS BUT MOSTLY DOH NUTS BUT IM NOT GEY
Dolokhov: help
Anatole: iIIIIII AM YOUR PRINCE I SHALL DAVE YOU DARLING
Balaga: I'm troika-sexual
Pierre: tf
Andrey has changed Pierre's name to "yes"
Yes: yes
Andrey: boyfriend kindly shut up
Marya: jeez, have you ever heard of commas, idiot?
Andrey: no please enlighten me
Helene: say hey if ur gay
Balaga: tRoIkA
Anatole: yay
Helene: I said hey
Anatole has changed his name to Panatole
Panatole: I'm not gay
Panatole: I'm pansexual
Yes: hey
Andrey: bi
YOU ARE READING
Great Comet Chat Fic
Fanfictionthis is something me and someone else wrote so long ago... i won't tag them in case they don't wanna be e x p o s e d but basically texting au lmao
