Pierre: LETS HAVE A FIC OFF WHO WILL WRITE THE GEYER SMUT
Dolokhov: i write the geyer smut
ANatole: gey smut
Natasha: gey shit
Marya: smut
Pierre: Anatole like dude
Anatole: we don't talk about that
Dolokhov: when I'm over you do
Anatole: shhhhhhhhhhhhh we don't talk about that
Helene: we once had a 3 hour discussion about how you didn't think Dolokhov was gay
Dolokhov: you didn't think I was gay how dare you
Dolokhov: I'll have you know, Anatole, that you made me gay
Dolokhov: damn good looks
Marya: y'all are gay
Helene: so are you
Marya: no
Marya: I'm a lesbian
Sonya: I'm hetero McGee
Mary: that's not what you said last night
Sonya: I'm out
Natasha: even Balaga is in this chat
Anatole: wait what
Pierre: is Balaga gay
Natasha: nah he fucks troikas
Dolokhov: tf
Balaga: IM EATING WINE BITCHES
Anatole: Balaga how drunk are you
Balaga: yEs
Dolokhov: he passed out in the snow in front of my house.
Anatole: GUYS HELENE TOOK MY STUFFED DUCKY
Dolokhov: I touched the ducky once and Anatole screamed more high-pitched than his sister
Helene: I'm hiding and Anatole is screaming really loud
Dolokhov: yo if Anatole starts to cry and eat the peanut butter stash then I'm coming over because that should shut him up
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Great Comet Chat Fic
Fanfictionthis is something me and someone else wrote so long ago... i won't tag them in case they don't wanna be e x p o s e d but basically texting au lmao
