Texting Seokjin✔️

Texting 6

JK: Hai hyungz

HS: Hey

JK: OH! Ur coming back today right?

HS: Now u remember. I've been waiting for Jin hyung to pick me up at the airport since morning. Im still waiting.

JK: Havent you been ambushed my A.R.M.Y already? 

HS: Im a master of disguise

JK: Ohhhh

SJ: ! Im sorry Hoseok! There was too much on my mind! I'm coming to pick u up now!

HS: Better be quick, there are a couple of people who are staring suspiciously at me

HS: OH SHIET. JIN HYUNG FASTER! IM RUNNING AWAY FROM A.R.M.Y NOW MEET ME AT THE SOUTH ENTRANCE.

JK: At least your disguise worked for a couple of hours, mine don't even last a minute.

-Ho-

You: Yo

Totally Jin: Omo. You texted me first.....

You: Only bcuz I need to ask u something. What is the square root of 98 again?

Totally Jin: ......I dunno.....

You: Stupid

Totally Jin: You don't even know the answer urself! 

You: U learnt it b4. Ur older than me.

Totally Jin: Then call me oppa

You: Never

Totally Jin: Ur no fun

You: Ive been told.

Totally Jin: 😒

You: Gotta go do homework bruh.

Totally Jin: It's oppa

-yay-

Kookiepatootie: Belleeeee.

You: Stop using my fake name.

Kookiepatootie: Fine....BELLE

You: Ill kill u. I should've never told Jin to call me Belle. Call me DimSum instead.

Kookiepatootie: The Chinese Dumplings?

You: Yes.

Kookiepatootie: Weird nickname.

You: Tell that to my friend.

Kookiepatootie: I don't have her number.

You: Point taken. And make sure to tell Jin to call me DimSum.

Kookiepatootie: Ok DimSum.

-BTS Groupchat-

HS: Ya'll happy Im home?

SJ: Yes, ur the only one that ever helps me wash the dishes.

HS: That's ur only point?

SJ: Ur also the moodmaker in our dorm.

HS: Yasss.

JK: Seokjinnie hyung

SJ: Yes?

JK: Belle told me to tell you to stop calling her Belle

SJ: What do I call her instead?

JK: DimSum

SJ: You mean the chinese dumplings?

JK: Yes

HS: Cute. I love eating dimsums

JK: I never knew that, hyung.

SJ: I just realized I don't even know DimSum's face.

JK: Ohhh yeahhhhh.

HS: Just ask for her social media.

SJ: Genius Hoseok.

-ho-

Totally Jin: DimSum~

You: WAT

Totally Jin: U dont suit ur nickname.

You: There are many different kind of dimsum. Im the tough kind.

Totally Jin: Oh

You: Get it now? 

Totally Jin: Yes, ToughSum

You: ITS DIMSUM.

-ho-

Kookiepatootie: Dimsum~

You: Yas.

Kookiepatootie: What's ur social media?

You: I use twitter.

Kookiepatootie: -_- U know what I mean.

You: Nu I don't

Kookiepatootie: What's ur twitter account name?

You: AppleFearJongho (A/N: Hey mom, look at me selflessly adding my Twitter username and hoping that my readers get it and follow me. [You guys read nothing])

Kookiepatootie: K THX

-BTS Groupchat-

JK: Seokjinnie hyung! I got DimSum's twitter username!

SJ: Tell me.

JK: AppleFearJongho

SJ: GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT THX.