Texting Seokjin✔️

Texting 10

EatJin : Yoooo DimSummmm

You: Wat.

EatJin: Did chu like the concert?

You: Yeah, when it stopped.

EatJin: WHAT?

You: Omfg- sorry that was my friend Holly typing.

EatJin: O.O Does she know who I am?

You: No she thinks your contact on my phone is just a joke.

EatJin: What is my contact name anyways?

You: It changes evryday

EatJin: What is it now?

You: EatJin

EatJin: Ooohhhh

You: I can't concentrate on texting, I'm too immersed in KPOP songs agh.

You: Talk to you later bish.

EatJin: Why focus on songs when you can actually talk to an actual KPOP idol. :(

-BTS Groupchat-

JinnieHyung: Who changed all our names in here.

SaltyHyung: It wasn't me

SweetHyung: It wasn't me.

JinnieHyung: Who is @SweetHyung?

SweetHyung: Me.

JinnieHyung: Yeah, I know, but WHO r u? What is ur name?

SweetHyung: My name is Park Jimin.

JinnieHyung: OhhhOky.

ForeignHyung: WHY IS MY NAME FOREIGN HYUNG?

KookieIzMeh: Cause ur the only one that can speak English properly.

JinnieHyung: SO IT WAS KOOKIE THAT CHANGED OUR NAMES!

AlienDoodIDGAFabout : Jungkookie? Why is my name AlienDoodIDGAFabout?

KookieIzMeh: Because ur an Alien Dude I Don't Give A Fk About.

AlienDoodIDGAFabout : W-what? -Sob- (A/N: Yes it's possible for someone to stutter over text just as long as they feel like it)

AlienDoodIDGAFabout : I thought you loved me!

KookieIzMeh: I do, it's just that I care about other members more than you, like...Jimin hyung.

SweetHyung: -gasp-. I am touched!

AlienDoodIDGAFabout : I am feeling betrayed!

AlienDoodIDGAFabout :I am leaving!

-AlienDoodIDGAFabout went offline-

KookieIzMeh: Well that got HIM out of the way.

A/N: EXTRA EXTRA SHORT CHAPTER TODAY PEEPS. I have to prepare for my CNY reunion dinner so I have no time. Bai!