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Jin Pt1: Hoi

You: Whatchuwan

Jin Pt1: U got the tickets for our world tour?

You: Nu, I'm broke

Jin Pt1:HAHA! 

You: I hate you.

Jin Pt1: That's not what I meant! I said haha bcuz I get to give you tickets!

You: WHAT? Ain't it expensive af?

Jin Pt1: U forgot I'm the worldwide handsome Jin did cha?

You: I heard rumours you'll inherit BigHit, is that true?

Jin Pt1: Never trust anything on the internet.

You: Ookay. So all the pictures of you on Google is untrustworthy?

Jin Pt1: Except for that.

You: Ooookay.

You: Gimme those tickets now.

Jin Pt1: Sure sure.Just gimme yo email.

You: kk. iehfieugswiue@ gmail.com

Jin Pt1: Da fudge?

You: Deal with it.

-Oof oof oof OOOOFFF-

🍣Hyung: Yo, Jungkookie.

Jungkook: Yas, hyung?

  🍣Hyung : U got the money?

Jungkook: Oh yes I do.

🍣Hyung : The blackmail?

Jungkook: Always.

🍣Hyung :K let's go blackmail Namjoon into buying tickets.

Jungkook: Yay! Best hyung ever!

🍣Hyung : And?

Jungkook: Handsomest hyung ever!

🍣Hyung : Is that even a word? But yes, yes I am.

Jungkook: Yay 🍣Hyung !

🍣Hyung : 🍣Hyung ? Is that my name on your phone?

Jungkook: Yeah. 

🍣Hyung : I am proud of you.

-Eheheh-

-Jungkookie has created a new groupchat- 

Englizh Hyung: What is this group for and why is there only three members?

Englizh Hyung: And why is it called "Blackmailing Time huehuehue"?

  🍣Hyung : It iz for Blackmailing duh.

Jungkookie: Yasss

Englizh Hyung: I am intrugued(A/N:Is that how u spell it?). Who are we blackmailing?

Jungkookie: You.

Englizh Hyung: What?

  🍣Hyung : Buy us World Tour tickets or else we'll leak this out on twitter

🍣Hyung : -sends some spicay blackmail material-

Englizh Hyung: GASPPPP. You wouldn't dare....

🍣Hyung : Oh yes, yes we would....

Jungkookie: Buy us the tickets now!

Englizh Hyung: Why tho? Don't you have money already? And aren't we performing on stage? What's the point of buying it? 

🍣Hyung : Itz for a friend.

Englizh Hyung: Ohhh...DimSum....

Jungkookie: UR NOT CLOSE TO HER. CALL HER SUMDIM!

Englizh Hyung: Alright, alright. I'll buy the tickets.....

🍣Hyung : YAS

Jungkookie: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-huehuehuehuehuehuheuheuheuheuhuehuhe-

Jin Pt1: Yo I've sent you the info via email.

You: Why do I feel like your atitude is getting more and more different?

Jin Pt1: Really? It means I'm warming up to you then!

You: Ohhhh. Okay. Does that mean you were cold to me the last few weeks?

Jin Pt1: No.

You: Okay.

You: Thx 4 the tickets yo.

Jin Pt1: No problemo. It wasn't me that paid for it anyways.

You: What?

Jin Pt1: Nothing.

You: Who paid for it?

Jin Pt1: Me. That was autocorrect. I was supposed to write 'was' , not 'wasn't'

You: Okay then.... 

a/n: Yo peeps. I have way to much stories for me to keep up with. It reminds me of my life. I can never keep up with life. I'm so done with myself.

P.S. I might just call y'all 'peeps' and 'doods' now.

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