You just got out of the Barnes and Noble near you house, carrying a really heavy bag of books. All either manga, Japan travel guides, or teen fiction, including Fangirl, by Rainbow Rowell, which you've been wanting to read for a while now; the Maze Runner series, by James Dashner, but because you have the first book for that already, you only needed number two and up; and a few others.
As you were walking through the door, two girls-- looking about seventeen-- basically kicked open the door next to you. Wait, no, literally kicked open the door. One of them is wearing really gay-looking clothes, and has a sidecut that looks like it's been growing out for a while now, and it's dyed a few colors. The royal purple, ocean blue, and hot pink stand out against her dark brown hair, and since the colors are fading, you can see the bleach under it. It looks kind of... green.
Wait, she seems drunk....
Anyways, to the other girl. She has really dark brown hair-- maybe even black-- in a ponytail, and is wearing a black T-shirt that says "F'koff" in a really creepy font.
The girl with the ponytail seems to be leading the other girl out of the book store, while also holding a bottle away from her. The other girl is trying to grab the bottle and read manga at the same time. "Give... it..." she says, and attempts to kick the girl with the ponytail.
"No, Emily," the ponytail girl says.
Is it creepy that I want to know their names? you ask yourself. Nah. You turn to leave. So the gay-looking one is Emily, huh...? "Stop, girl! Give!" she yells, swiping at the bottle.
You turn back, and actually look at the bottle. It says "Derp Sauce." What the hell? Why? It even looks like somebody taped that on there....
All of a sudden, you get hit on the back of the head, and pass out.
..::.:No way are we ending the chapter here! So... time skip!:.::..
You wake up to a screech. It sounds inhuman. There's a bag on your head, and you try to move around to remove it. Surprisingly, you're not tied to whatever you're on. Seems like a mattress...?
You remove the bag, and jump up to find whatever was screeching. (A/N: Like, that's a stupid choice. Try to find a WAY OUT, BRUH.) There's a door straight ahead, so you head that way, and the screeching gets louder. As soon as you're about to reach the door, it flies open, and you hit your head. "Ah!" you exclaim, stumble backwards, trip on your own feet, and fall on the floor.
"Oh! Oh!" a voice says from above you. "Sorry! Didn't know you were awake yet!"
You look up and see Emily above you, but not in the clothes she was wearing earlier... today? Anyways, she completely changed. She's now wearing an oversized black hoodie with a white pentagram on it, a black choker, black sweatpants, and black high heel boots. Terrible fashion sense. Those don't go together. "Sorry again!" she yells, and hurries to help you up.
"Nah, it's fine," you say. "Where am I...?"
Then it hits you.
"Did you kidnap me?" you ask, backing away.
She laughs. How can she laugh at a time like this?! "What?" she asks, and chokes. "No!" Coughing. "We, too, were kidnapped!" Wheezing.
"What?" you ask. "Who's 'we'?"
She falls onto the floor, wheezing and coughing and laughing and gasping for air. She bangs her fist on the hard, concrete floor.
After a few minutes, she clears her throat, and gets back up. "Sharon said she saw you at Barnes and Noble?" she asks. "I was drunk, so I didn't really..." her voice trails off. "Anyways, Shannon's the one with the dark T-shirt!"
YOU ARE READING
(What should I call this!?)
FanficUh... this is about you, you get kidnapped along with two weirdos, and they like to annoy people. They, uh, I- uh, I... UH... READ TO FIND OUT. *wipes forehead* Phew.... Um... don't steal me... or my friends (if I even actually have any)... please...