Little Mix texts and scenarios

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Jade: I love Nicki
Perrie: all of us do
Jade: but I love her more after thinking a little
Leigh-Anne: what do you mean?
Jade: because she promotes us more than syco
Perrie: anddd?
Jade: remember that we got into the mtvema cause of her? Syco didn't do anything
Leigh-Anne: OMG true... Fuck syco
Jesy: I haven't even thought about that... Now I love her more

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Perrie: I'm dumb
Jesy: we know that
Perrie: how do you know that?
Jade: the sentence you said just made you dumber
Perrie: oh
Leigh-Anne: fish and noodles, throwing a baby, opening a salad box when it's sealed... All these show ur dumb, Pez
Perrie: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

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*on the tour bus*
Perrie: when are we gonna eat?
Jesy: we just ate...

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*on the phone*
Leigh: girls, I'm in Jamaica!
Jerrie: *laughing their heads off*
Leigh: what?
Perrie: Balegdeh
Jesy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE BITCH

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*at a meeting with syco*
Simon: who do you girls want to collab with?
The girls: ARIANA
Simon: oh screw off I hate her
The girls: *stands up and leaves the meeting*
Simon: GIRLS!
Leigh: *shows him a middle finger*
Simon: Leigh, you're gonna get it from me I swear!
Perrie: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
Jade: thank u next, bitch!
Simon: fuck them...
Jesy: WE CAN HEAR YOU!
Simon: oh fuck
Leigh: BURN BITCH!

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(this is from the glory days doc so yea)
*Lerrie climbs a hill and reaches the top*
Leigh: how amazing is this? We're actually at the top of L.A. Like it's so cool. It looks absolutely beautiful.
Perrie: it's almost as beautiful as you!
Leigh: oh my god its totally...
Perrie: oh stop!
Leigh: ... More beautiful than you
Perrie: *wtf*

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I need the international dates ASAP! I wanna see them on tour :(
Are yall seeing them???