Jade: GUYS Jesy: what? Leigh-Anne: yes sweetie? Perrie: what is it? Jade: X FACTOR IS CANCELLED Jesy: what the fuck? for real? Jade: yessss Perrie: our impact! Leigh-Anne: yes FINALLY
~~ Leigh-Anne: you'll believe God is a woman Jade: aint got no tears left to cry Leigh-Anne: Jade: what? I thought we were naming Ariana Grande songs! Leigh-Anne: no sweetie, I was referring to someone hehe Jade: is it... me? *smirks* Leigh-Anne: please move so I can point at the mirror *sighs dreamily* Jade: Jesy: Perrie: Jesy: we get it Leigh, you're the fashion icon but I'm pretty sure you're referring to me, not you Leigh-Anne:
~~ Perrie: wanna hear a joke?😂 Jesy removed Perrie from the group chat Leigh-Anne: aw man... Jes, I wanted to hear what it was Jesy: shut up Leigh-Anne: I will... until you tell me a joke Jesy removed Leigh-Anne from the group chat Jade: Jesy, stop removing them Jade added Perrie and Leigh-Anne to the group chat Jesy: JADE STOP🙄 Jade:🤪 Jesy removed Jade, Perrie and Leigh-Anne from the group chat Jesy: finally🙈
~~ Perrie: send me an emoji Jesy: 🖕 Perrie: Jesy... Jesy: what? Perrie: nothing Perrie removed Jesy from the group chat Jade: 👩❤️💋👩 Leigh-Anne: aww Jerrie😍💙 Perrie: SHUT THE FUCK UP Perrie removed Leigh-Anne and Jade from the group chat Perrie: OK imma add Jade in and tell her I love her now Perrie added Jade in the group chat Perrie: Jade, I have something to tell you... Jade left the group chat Perrie: oh shit I fucked up😭
~~ Jesy to Perrie: I see you have rubbed off all your idiocy onto Leigh Leigh-Anne: *from the kitchen* HOW ON EARTH? Jesy: Remember that one interview when the interviewer gave you papers and you were like, "I'M NOT JESY!"??? Leigh-Anne: oh... right
~~ Jesy: spell goddess Leigh-Anne: G-O-DOUBLE D-E-S-S Jesy: wrong, it's J-E-S-Y Jade: noooo! It's A-R-I-A-N-A-G-R-A-N-D-E Jesy: that works too
~~ Perrie: Jes, I know you left a comment on my post 2 years ago and somehow, a mixer brought it back and now everyone's going crazy Jesy: what do you mean? Perrie sent a photo
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Jesy: ohhh that... and what about it? Perrie sent 2 more photos
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Perrie: well- Jesy:
~~ Jesy: OMG! I did it again! Jake: did what again? Jesy: SAY I BROKE HIS HEART! Jake: who's heart did you break? Jesy: yours
~~ Perrie: knock knock Zayn: who's there? Perrie: Zerrie Zayn: Zerrie who? Perrie: EXACTLY. ZERRIE WHO? I don't ship us together. see ya.
~~ Jake: Once upon a time we had it all Jesy: somewhere down the line we went and lost it Jake: Jes- Jesy: STOP giving me song lyrics Jake: I am NOT giving you song lyrics. I'm trying to say that I'm sorr- Jesy: I'm not stupid, you bitch. Me and the girls wrote this song. Alexa play Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato
~~ Interviewer: give me a 4 letter word for disappointment. Leigh-Anne: Jesy. Jesy: me?! Leigh, stop that- Leigh-Anne: Sorry. Jesy: Syco. Leigh-Anne: oof
~~ Jesy: WHO BURNT THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN? Leigh-Anne: we didn't - Jesy: Leigh, care to explain what happened? Jade: well we made you dinner! *hands Jesy a plate of food* Jesy: Leigh-Anne: OK fine, we burnt the whole house down but please don't kill us
~~ Perrie: there were a lot of locals at Ariana's concert last night Leigh-Anne: what happened? Jesy: she was performing R.E.M. and- Jade: and when she said, "um excuse me...", no one shouted, "I LOVE YOU" back to her Leigh-Anne: oof why were they even there?
~~ Sam: *hands Jade champagne* take a sip Jade: *pushes the champagne away* of my secret potion Sam: Jade, stop with the song lyrics Jade: no Sam: Please Jade, just take a sip Jade: no Sam: aww why not? Jade: I'D RATHER GET DRUNK WITH PERRIE AND NOT YOU *flips hair and walks away*
~~ Can yall believe that the girls performed SLS in Dubai? WE STAN
