Little Mix texts and scenarios

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Zayn: hey babe
Perrie: LEAVE
Zayn: why babe?
Perrie: *picks up phone* Alexa play Let Me Live by Major Lazer
Zayn: babe, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to-
Perrie: didn't mean to what? Leave me for Gigi? Bitch, I'm never gonna forgive you
Zayn: babe, I-
Perrie: Alexa play Thank U, Next by Ariana Grande
Zayn: bitch wtf?!
Perrie: yes? Anyway... GET THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MY GIRLS' HOUSE! *pushes Zayn out of the house*
Jesy: *from the kitchen* BURN BITCH!
Perrie: *smiles and locks the door* thank you Jess💞

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Jade: do you ever wonder what is it like to live under the sea?
Jesy: Jade, IT'S 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING, GO TO BEDDDDD

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*dinner at the Thirlwalls*
Jade: mam, I have something to tell you
Jesy: yes, honey? Oops-
Norma: ...

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Mixers: when are we getting the think about us music video?
The girls: in a few days xx
*one month later*
Mixers: girls where is the video?
The girls: patience😉
Mixers: *flips tables*

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Perrie: right now-
Jade: I'm in a state of mind, I wanna be in like all the time, ain't got no tears left to cry 🎶
Perrie: NOT NOW JADE!

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Leigh-Anne: *enters Perrie's room*hey Pez, can I ask you something?
Perrie: *dreamily takes a pillow and hugs it* Get over here!
Leigh-Anne: *slowly backs out of Perrie's room*
Jesy: Leigh, what's wrong?
Leigh-Anne: I think she's having sex with a pillow
Jesy: WHAT THE FUCK?

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Jesy: Leigh-Anne, I just saw you kill someone
Leigh-Anne: I'M NOT A MURDERER FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Jesy: seriously though, you just killed someone
Leigh-Anne: when? who?
Jesy: now. you just killed me with your hotness
Leigh-Anne: Jesy, I love you

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*after winning their second brit award*
Jade: WE NEVER WIN THIS!

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Jesy: why does it feel like someone's not here? *turns around to see that Leigh went missing*
also Jesy: oh well. girls, let's leave her there. when we get home we'll message her

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then
Perrie: Perrie Malik
Jesy: Jesy Roche
Leigh-Anne: Leigh-Anne Kiffin (if I'm not wrong lmao)
Jade: Jade *pouts*

now
Perrie: Perrie Chamberlain
Leigh-Anne: Leigh-Anne Gray
Jade: Jade Elliott
Jesy: Jesy *pouts*

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OK lmao I need more international dates