Zayn: I know what women want Perrie: no you don't Zayn: how do you know I don't? Perrie: you ain't lived in a woman's world
~~ Jade: has anyone seen my biscuits? Leigh-Anne: Jade, I have something to tell you. Just... don't get mad at me or kill me, ok? Jade: *calmly* go on, Leigh. I won't kill you. Leigh-Anne: I ate your biscuits. Jade: *sharpens knife* YOU DID WHAT?
~~ Pezza created a group chat Pezza added Jeed to the group chat Pezza added Jesminda to the group chat Pezza added FreshPrincess to the group chat Pezza named the group chat "Gay Mix" Pezza: heyyyyyy Jesminda: what is this? Pezza: our own gc! Jeed: but, don't we alr have one? and, what's with the name of the gc? Pezza: I'm feeling gay rn. plus, I love creating gcs! FreshPrincess: Pez, stop creating new gcs Pezza: oh fine... anyway, I wanna perform SLS in Dubai! Jeed: but they don't support LGBT Pezza: who cares, I wanna be that bad bitch Jesminda:
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Jeed: sorry not sorry xD
~~ Leigh-Anne: Jesy, please come over. Jesy: but why? Leigh-Anne: I wanna do some bad things *smirks* Jesy: like? Leigh-Anne: have sex *smirks* Jesy: you see, I love you, but I thought what you meant was to kill me. Leigh-Anne: so... are you coming over or not? Jesy: open the door, bitch! I'm outside *smirks*
~~ Jerrie vs Lesy
Jade: I'm sick. Perrie: *panicks*oh my gosh, Jade, why didn't you tell me earlier? Ok let me take you to the hospital! Come on Jade, let me help you up.
Leigh-Anne: I don't feel so well. Jesy: do I look like a doctor to you?!
~~ Interviewer: which is the best documentary you've ever seen out there? Perrie: The one where Jade and Leigh climbed Kilimanjaro Leigh-Anne: Simply complicated Jade: I don't watch documentaries Jesy: Glory Days
~~ Jesy: *screws up while making cheesecake and decides to go to the supermarket to get one* *after finished cooking* Jade, eating Jesy's "homemade" cheesecake: did you make this from scratch? Jesy: *puts on a straight face* yeah, I used the wrong sugar though, so it might taste awful
~~ Leigh-Anne: I feel bad Jade: I feel bad too Perrie: I don't feel bad, she says herself she's shite
~~ No one: Leigh-Anne: Baby keep me wetter than a bayou Jade, Jesy & Perrie: Leigh-Anne: Debbie: oh Leigh please don't add that in the song Jesy: nah we're adding it in Debbie:
~~ No one: Not even a single soul: Not even the plants and animals: Perrie: I can't believe Forget You Not isn't in the setlist! Mixers need to start the thing where they sign stuff, what's that called? Mixers: okok Pez we get you, you want us to start a petition😂
~~ omg the rumors of Jade breaking up with Jed is true😭 she confirmed it on an interview :(( I was hoping they'd get married, they look cute together :( issok tho, I still respect her decision🖤 here's a photo of Jaded:
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