Little Mix texts and scenarios

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Syco: *doesn't promote the girls*
Mixers: ok time to leave syco and join RCA!
The girls: *leaves syco and join RCA*
Mixers: YASSSS
RCA: *doesn't promote the girls either*
Mixers: *flips tables*

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Zayn: *breaks up with Gigi since she cheated on him with some other guy* Perrie, please forgive me, I will sacrifice my life for you-
Perrie: oh shut the fuck up with your useless bullshit, Zayn. I'm living my life perfectly, thank you
Zayn: but Perrie, do you not realise that I have been cheated? It fucking hurts!
Perrie: do I look like I give a fuck?
Zayn: yes
Jesy: *from the kitchen* BITCH LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE, HOE. *coming out from the kitchen with a knife* LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. YOU CHEATED ON MY GIRL BEFORE. As Anne-Marie once said, karma's a bitch

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No one:
Jesy: I used the wrong ingredients so it might taste awful
Jade: oh its fine
Minutes before...
Jesy: well the cheesecake didn't go as planned so we've resorted to plan B, which is going to the supermarket to buy the cheesecake...