Ever After 2 (X Reader)

War Games

"Danvers Sisters, yes we can. If you can't do it, Danvers can." Alex and Kara sang loudly across the table.

"What in the hell is that?" (Y/n) asked repulsed.

Lena and (Y/n) stared at their other halves in stunned shock and no small amount of mortification, their gleeful mocking song still haunting their ears. Lena eventually turned to face her cousin. "Can you believe we chose to date them?"

(Y/n) shook her head in disbelief. "Well, what about me, I have it way worse than you, I chose to marry her Lena, I wish I'd known about this chant before I said I do, do you know a good lawyer to get a quickie divorce because this has to be good grounds for one?"

Alex and Kara laughed happily. "Look at them they are so peeved that they are losing Kara," Alex said pointing at Lena and (Y/n)

Kara nodded in agreement. "Losers, you're losers!"

"Losers!" Alex joined in, their hands pointed out at their partners. "Team Danvers all the way!"

(Y/n) frowned feeling annoyed. "Someone just talked themselves out of sex for life, hope you like long marathon reruns of old tv shows game night champion." She said promising her wife with very serious eyes, so serious Kara and Alex folded over with laughter, they laughed so much their faces turned red and their stomachs ached.

"Well we won't be playing board games will we loser!" Alex attacked.

"For your information genius, Lena and I did not spend our time playing childish board games, we were busy cheating at strip poker so we could see Veronica Sinclair's boobs." (Y/n) said smugly.

"What she means is (Y/n) was cheating at strip poker to see Veronica Sinclair's boobs," Lena added. "You know they used to think she was straight, how did they not know?"

"Veronica Sinclair?" Alex asked suspiciously, her eyebrow arched up in the air.

"Well yeah, have you never seen her? She looks like a freaking Goddess thrown out of Olympus for making the other Godly deities jealous....." (Y/n) shrugged.

Alex glared at her wife.

"Oh, errr I mean a totally evil awful bad...bad, really insanely bad Goddess that doesn't hold a torch to good and kind DEO bosses with excellent delicious muscular tasty perfect sweet asses." (Y/n) rubbed the back of her neck awkwardly, hoping her words got her away from that damning Alex glare. "But the last time I saw her was when I visited Lena, OMG tattoos and a red dress that freaking displayed her perfect body I just nearly fainted on the spot at seeing her."

Lena turned to her cousin, I sure what the hell she was doing. "What are you doing?" She whispered as she watched her deal another round of the cards, Alex was too busy watching her wife's face she didn't notice the cards she hid.

(Y/n) merely shrugged. "Just stating a fact." Dealing out the last of the cards and innocently picking her hand up and observing the results.

Alex's growl was loud and heard by everyone. "That wasn't long before we met, just a few months."

"Really I didn't notice that." (Y/n) shrugged placing down a card, one she had stolen from the deck. Lena smirked evilly up to speed, (Y/n) had not been lying when she said they cheated they learned strangely from Lex.

"So you were in National City a few months before we met, with your eyes on the 'lovely' Veronica Sinclair." Alex spat out in a fit of jealousy. "You should have stuck around to visit her in jail." 

"Do they do conjugal visits?" (Y/n) joked, as her wife steamed out even more, (Y/n) could swear she saw steam coming from her ears. 

"It wasn't a few months." Lena laughed. "It was just before the Daxam invasion."