Ever After 2 (X Reader)

Whatever Happened To Baby Connor?

As (Y/n) exited the lift she smiled when Lena came into eyeshot. Lifting her hand up to wave. "OMG Lena hey where have you been it's been forever, you didn't answer my texts, Alex and I had a super fun weekend with Carter and Amelia I swear if you'd told me two years ago I'd have had fun staying in and hanging out with two kids and a wife I'd have called you a liar." (Y/n) chuckled.

Lena didn't hear a single word (Y/n) had said, she could still hear the loud whirling in her ears.

What the hell Lena!" (Y/n) shouted as her cousin grabbed her arm and pulled her into her office, not wasting any time with waiting Lena set about the office unhooking phone cables and bending down under her desk.

(Y/n) watched the woman act irrational, Lena had been odd before but never to this level. "What the hell Lena, what are you hiding from Wikileaks or something?"

Lena straightened up aggressively her eyes finally (Y/n) could see they were and big bags sat under each eye as though she'd spent the last week drinking. Lifting her finger to her lips Lena shushed (Y/n) reaching down to write in a piece of paper and lift it up for (Y/n) to read.

I can't be sure if this room is being bugged.

(Y/n) frowned confused.

Lena wrote something down again on the paper and lifted it up for (Y/n) to read.

Connor is missing.

(Y/n)'s eyes grew wide with alarm. Something wasn't feeling right, she'd known Lena for a very long time (Y/n) had come to know when there was something she wasn't telling her.

"You don't have an invention for this yet?" (Y/n) sighed as she took a casual look around the room, she'd seen from the frantic look in Lena's eyes she was finding it hard to remain calm and that meant (Y/n) would have to. "I told you about this, on the same day I told you about the robot vibrator you should have listened to me on both accounts."

Lena frowned.

Kara has glasses to reveal her X-ray vision, (Y/n) had nothing like that so instead she began at one end of the room and scanned until she reached the other end of Lena's office.

"No woman would ever have to worry about the cramp in her arm from thrusting that thing up there." (Y/n) said as she swiftly made her way to the window. "Tell me one woman who wouldn't have bought that?" Reaching into the doors and fiddling for a second (Y/n) pulled out a tiny mechanical device. "It would have been a best seller, of course, you run the danger then of being oversexed what would happen if some menopausal sex fiend gave her self an accidental clitorectomy with that thing, you'd be sued into next year."

Lena stared blankly, her gaze glued on the device in (Y/n)'s hand. She suddenly realized what she was doing whoever was listening in was getting an earful of awkward vibrator talk and no one wanted to listen to that willingly.

"So, you see Lena by ignoring my advice you deprived women all over the world the right to mind-blowing orgasms, now everyone has a smoking hot wife to drill them daily."

Lena shook her head. Whoever that is I feel so sorry for them, having to hear all of that.

Clenching the device in the palm of her hand (Y/n) was about to crush it until she had a thought. In seconds (Y/n) had stripped into her Superwoman suit and flown out the balcony leaving Lena to watch her in confusion.

(Y/n) had heard stories from Kara about their cool cousin Kal-El's spontaneous trips around the globe anytime he wanted or needed it, he'll the guy had a fortress of solitude in the Arctic. She'd even heard Kara's tales of her own trips and now she finally got to make her own.