My Best Friend is a YouTube Star

Lady Luck Eva

I woke up at 9:30 am feeling as if there's somewhere I have to go to. What is this? Some kind of spiritual entity that's calling me to go to a deserted temple in a forest that was hidden in a cave someplace in New York and I'll find myself an old monk that will teach me about my true self?- 'Yer a wizard Winston!' Yeah, no. An old monk living in a temple in the middle of a forest that resides in a cave in Times Square is not Hagrid.

Just as I came to that awesome conclusion, my phone started ringing. I looked at the Caller ID and frowned for a moment before I smoothed out my features, "Well, well. If it isn't the snake herself. What forced such an arrogant Slytherin like you to call such a humble Gryffindor as myself?"

"Shut it Winston," Eva hissed- she really hisses a lot, you gotta get used to it. Hissing is how she normally sounds like when interacting with other humans.

I sigh, "What do you want Eva?"

"Josh is not speaking to me. At. All. He's taking the song's backlash in an extremely negative way. And the fight you started is not helping. You're going to call, apologize, and help him cope with this shit. I'm not going to allow my relationship to break because of your ass."

"Firstly, of course he's going to take it badly. It's directly hitting his insecurities. I think you would know a thing or two about that. Secondly, if you didn't put your nose in this shit, then the fight that you caused wouldn't have happened. Therefore, I'm not gonna call or help until I'm cooled down. And I sure as hell am not gonna apologize."

"Listen here you ass! This is my relationship on the line! I don't give a fuck about what you think or feel! Just do what I told you to do!"

"If you want your relationship to stay perfect, then go fucking help him yourself. Show him how much of an amazing girlfriend you are and how shitty of a friend I am. Then you could get rid of me forever and you'll be the most trusted person in his life. You know, Wattpad styled drama."

"Hmm...I never really thought about it like that. Okay. Don't call. If I know that you did then be prepared to lose your dick, asshole!"
And she hung up.

Bitch.

My phone rang again, "Listen Eva. I don't give a fuck. Call me when a week passed at least."

"I don't know who Eva is, but this is Sally."

"Sally?"

"Sally. Your partner in the project? I'm in Gredwin's class."

"Oh. Yeah. So, what's up?"

"What's up is that I'm going to change partners."

"What? Why?"

"Well, I wanna be with my boyfriend. We're going to have a great...study date. So his partner is your partner now. She's with me in the library. So you just come."

"Oh. So no quick fuck then?"

"Nope. I don't think so."

"But why do I need to meet you at the library?"

"Dude, the project. We agreed on meeting here yesterday."

"Oh. Oh. So it was not to become a wizard. But to do a project."

"What?"

"Nothing. I'll meet you guys there. I won't be late."

"Okay then. Bye."

"Bye."
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"Fuck me!" I said as I tumble down the building's stairs.

The elevator wasn't working and the belt on my jeans just wasn't cooperating- I couldn't freaking put the metal thing in the holes! What the fuck?!