*drags self out of the deepest depths of hell gasping for air, kicking death in the face twice before I stumble back into the land of the living* IIIIIIII AM NOT DEAD!!!!!!
*hurls in a corner because death is a horrible cook* ugh.... *wipes mouth* disgusting
ANYHOW!!!! *spits* I apologize for my.... VERY long absence, there was.... a lot of bullshit goin' on in hell and I tried to fix it the best I could.... but there is so much Life can do.....
*claps hands once so hard it stings* ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!!! I AM FUCKING BACK AND READY TO ROLL!!!! HUZAAH!!!!! *flops into a wheelchair and rolls it off a cliff singing "I believe I can fly"*
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The Everything Book :3
AcakDrawings, Quotes (any kind depending on my mood), Posts, Puns, Comebacks and much much more!!! For this will be the most random book I have ever created!!!!! Btw I will update every day if possible and if I don't it's either cuz I forgot or my mom...
