The Dysfunctional Family Of Europe (Reader x Yugotalia)

Ch.8 Casual Girl Talks

As I was walking out of the room I could hear Macedonia's sweet singing from the hallway, and it made me calm down a little. I started slowly slugging my way back down the stairs just to see her as I rested my head on the wall. "Macedoniaaaaa....I need a drink..."I whined a little, before heading into the kitchen and seeing her finishing up dishes.

"A drink? Well what sort of drink do you want? I don't think you want water right?"She asked with that wholesome smile. God it really did bring this family together. "Some beer...I'm not the best with vodka honestly...."I Said before she nearly squealed. "Oooh! We could finally have some girl talks!"

'Hey that doesn't sound like a bad idea mon ami, May I join~?'

"Huh? Oh sure, if it makes you happy."I haven't talked to many girls before. Belgium and Hungary were the main too, and Lichtenstein if we saw her...Huh? Oh no she said something but...I didn't hear what she said. She's just smiling at me.

I don't want to ask her to repeat herself...Um... "S-Sure?"She squealed again. "Quickly! I have beer in my room, let's go talk about all of the things that are bother that little heart of yours~!"She said, nearly pushing me up the stairs. I-I don't know what I agreed to but she is really strong. Like extremely strong, I wasn't giving any resistance because her hands are a force of nature. We ended up going to her room, which was close to Serbia's and around the corner from Bosnia's.

When we entered she turned the light on and...It was actually the most decorated room I've seen yet! So lively. I saw her flag pinned up on her wall, I can see pictures of her and other countries together on her dresser, and the room was painted a golden yellow. Very vibrant. She had a bean bag which she plopped me down on before rushing back and closing the door.

"I'm sorry...I haven't had some girl talk in so long—I'm just dying to know what you know and you you feel about everything, since you'll understand me better than my brothers!"She laughed. "So!"She started. "First thing I want to know, what sort of friends do you have?"

"Uh...I don't really have any friends—"

'So I suppose I'm just chopped liver to you then you git...quite rude.'

'Eh~?How am I Not Your friend—Oh am I your lover then? I'm quite honored~"

'You're Not my lover shut up!' "Aww that's not true! You have to have some people you associate with....Oh! In the EU! Who do you talk to?" I gulped. "W-well...I suppose I talk to Britain and France for trade deals....Germany is a great business partner....And surprisingly Austria seems to like the way I handle myself...."

'Suppose?'

'That's all I am to you? Trade deals? You stoop so low ma chérie...'

Macedonia looked like she was taking in all of this so quickly. "Wow~!You talk with the big shots! That's so exciting!"She giggled a little bit and got closer to me. "Got your eye on any of them? Any of them got your eye on you?"She asked, hazel eyes sparkling.

"W-What?" "Come on Tell me~!You have to have some sort of crush right? Who is it?!"She asked, my cheeks already tinted a bright red. "I...I don't think...I have one at the moment...."
"At the moment...what happened?"

I recalled I had a slight infatuation with Austria...But then he started going after Hungary and I realized it was a lost cause...Luxemburg seemed pretty cool before I realized he was kinda a rich prick....like he's nice but I wouldn't call it a crush.

"Uh...Well...they decided to go for someone else so I backed off."I Said simply, looking to the side. "Hold on."She said, crawling over to her mini fridge and taking out a couple of beers. She got the caps off in record time and smiled. "Here, I'll tell you a little about my love life~"This oughta be interesting....

"So, I used to have quite the crush on Albania—He's my neighbor, Because come on!"She took out her phone and swiped through it for a second. "He's so hot! He's such a charmer!"She giggled as she showed me a photo of him. Something clicked in my mind.

B-back in Kosovo's actual room there was a photo of two people—He was the other person! Oh man he is super hot too...oh no.... "Wow you're right, he's nice." "Right?! So I had a crush on him, but he would just tease my heart every time he saw me before..."She paused. "Don't Tell anyone I told you this okay?"She whispered, going right up against my ear for this. I could feel her breath on me.

"I know he would leave me and try to go after my brother. CROATIA. He is like...madly in love with him but I know Croatia is straight so..."

W-what...What...WHAT?! I had to take a long swig of that beer before panting a little. "Wait Wait Croatia said he was just a family friend!" "He is he is!Croatia and Albania are the only two Kosovo trusts and talks to!" "Oh my gosh that's crazy!" "Right?! So yeah that's where that is at—Oh you'll meet him..I don't know eventually? Because he's coming over this month but he hasn't told us when though...."She sighed.

"But speaking of my brothers...what do you think of them? Are any of them your type~?"She asked as the words of...of that guy came back into my head. No no no, I refuse to feel Eros for any of them NO. B-but...

"I-I don't know yet. I need more time."She giggled. "You've had to seen Serbia shirtless at least once though~Although a lot of people hate him you can't deny my brother has a good build right? Right?"She edges on as she sipped her beer.

"What the hell are you staring at?"

NO NO NO. Stop. Stop it right now! "H-He...."

'Of course she is staring right at his well built chest~Don't lie mon ami, that brute does have a bit of sexy to him right~?'

I don't...no...I don't...

'You have been cursed to fall in love with one of the people inside this house within the next year.'

"I-I guess he has a nice build...I mean...does he work out?" "Yup! Everyday. He's strict about that." "Then again...I mean...Croatia isn't too bad either...I like his voice and his eyes are really pretty..." "O-Oh?" "Slovenia is a dork but he's nice...he's such a gentle giant I can't help but smile when I'm with him..." "Huh?" "Bosnia seems like he is creepy but I mean...It's just because of what he's been through, I feel like he has some emotion under those brown eyes...." "...Um...?" "You too. You're really nice as well letting me talk about all of this stuff and—"

'Sacrebleu she actually said all of this out loud!'

Her face was red. "What's wrong?" She took her hair out of a ponytail and chugged the rest of her beer down, letting out a satisfied gasp. "See? I didn't know you had the hots for my brothers like that..."

I said too much didn't I?-Oh no oh no...
"Buuuut let's see how all of that goes you know~? Love works in mysterious ways..."She said before putting down her empty bottle. "What?" "It's Fine, don't worry about it really. If it happens I'll be glad for them....want some info in Serbia?"She asked.

I thought for a second. A little info couldn't hurt. "....What have you got for me?"I smirked for some reason. Was I...Excited to learn more about him?