As I jump out of my bunk, my feet silently hit the ground. Today is April 1st, and it's my job to torture the guys today! Yeah I may go a bit overboard on the pranks but I mean it's totally worth it! I dig through my bag until I find my prank supplies. I grab out my eyeshadow, a sharpie, and some body paints. Walking out into the living space, I see Sid still sleeping on the floor. His shirt some how came off, leaving him in his lose tattered jeans.
"I can work with this!" I whisper to myself as I Neal next to the sleeping man. About half an hour later, I'm finished. I chuckle to myself, "I'm sorry Sid!"
I had painted a big Slipknot S on his torso, covering from his pants line all the way to the middle of his rib cage.
I hear Cory, Joey, and Paul all walk out, "what did you do to Sid?"
"Joey, guys just roll with it!" I begged quietly, "just pretend he got home really late last night after we all got to bed! Besides, he won't remember anything from last night!"
All three of them shrugged as we devised a plan. We all walked back to where our bunks where, pretending to just be getting up.
"Holy fucking shit!" I yelled as I walk out, making Sid groggily start to sit up, "that's where you went to last night! Jesus fucking Christ Sid!"
"Holy fuck," Cory, Joey, and Paul all hissed as they walked out.
Paul laughed, "Nice tat!"
Sid looked confused as he held his head in his hands. I gave him a water bottle and some Advil as I pointed to his side. He quickly downed the pills as he looked at his side, his eyes going wide.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He screamed jumping up from his position on the floor, "WHY IN FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS?!"
(The tattoo is at the top, I drew it BTW)
"It's not our fault you randomly left the bar last night shit faced!" Joey yelled back, our plan working out perfectly.
The rest of us nodded as Sid sat down on the couch, "fuck!"
"It's not that bad!" Cory smiled sitting next to Sid placing a hand on his shoulder, "it's actually pretty fucking sick!"
"What In fucking hell is going on out here?!" Chris hissed, walking out from the bunks his eyes squinting closed.
"Advil and water is on the counter, and nothing Sid just decided to get a massive Slipknot S in full color on his side is all," I chuckled making Chris choke on his water, "You ok dildo nose?"
Chris nodded as he checked himself for any massive tattoos, "thank fuck!"
I rolled my eyes as Craig sauntered out of the bunks, "Advil and water is on the counter."
He nodded at me before walking up to where Chris stood.
"Sid, are you ok?" I asked as I sat next to him.
Sid looked at me, "yeah I'm fine. You exited for the show tonight?"
I had almost completely forgotten about my first show! "Yeah! I'm so fucking ready! Cory! What's the set list?"
Cory turned to look at me as he was shoving a bagel in his mouth. The thing is, we haven't brought bagels in almost six months, "you know all the songs."
"Wow! You're so helpful!" I sarcastically exclaimed making Sid and everyone laugh, "hey joey!"
"Hey Yorke!" He yelled back leaning up against a door frame.
"Can I barrow one of your extra jumpsuits?" I asked. Yeah I know, I'm two inches shorter than Joey. Making me 5'1". Rare, I know.
"Yeah sure!" Joey nodded heading into the back of the bus, "I need to pee! I'll be right back!"
It's my time to strike! I quickly run to my bag, grabbing out my firecracker bouncy balls. Basically I shoved firecrackers in bouncy balls. Fun! Anyway, I grab my lighter and three of the balls. I run to the bathroom, quickly lighting the "balls of doom" as Cory calls them. I crack the door, throwing them in.
"Fuck You Alexandra!" I hear Joey scream as the firecrackers bounce all over the tiny room.
I hear footsteps behind me as I turn to look.
"Using the balls of doom I take it?" Cory asks as we hear Joey yelp out "ow!" And "fuck!".
I nodded as I walk back out to the front of the bus.
"We have a show in like an hour we better start getting ready," Paul informed us making me look at the clock. It was already two o'clock!*time skip to the end of the show! Brought to you by Craig's porcupine mask*
Let's just say, the crowed lived the show! And I did to.
"I just wanted to thank all you crazy motherfucking Maggots out there! You are the reason I am here!" I yelled into the mic, making the crowed go crazy.
I was about to walk over to where Cory stood, to hand him the mic, when Sid stopped me.
Sid quickly took his mask off, crashing our lips together. A chorus of screams and cheers washed over the crowed and guys alike. Sid pulled away, looking embarrassed and flustered. He was about to apologize when I put my hand at the back of his neck, crashing our lips together once again.
Fuck! I'm kissing my best friend! And I fucking like it! A lot...Hey CyberSquad! I really hope you enjoy reading this story, cause I sure enjoy writing it! Tell me what you think in the comments below. If you want me to add something in such as an Oc or something, just let me know and I can see what I can do!
*gives you all hugs*
Peace and Chicken grease! ✌️
CyberWolf Out! \m/
YOU ARE READING
Once a Maggot, Always a Maggot
FanficAlexandra Maria York is also known as Alex, Mar Mar, and Yorke to nine of her best friends. All Alex wanted was to be able to live her dream of being in a band. To be able to rock out with her best friends. And now, well she lives it 24/7! Alex can...