Begging You to Break Off This Engagement!

17.1 Small Donkey

Translated by Amaryllideae, Edited by Ahzinal~  

Luo Fei was not just scared away; he was so scared he almost peed himself!

　　
How did Xi Yanqing, after getting married, suddenly seem to change into another person? Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! He unexpectedly secretly kissed him and dared to press him on the peach tree to do it! Pei! Wrong! It is pressed onto the trunk of peach blossom! He simply had a human appearance but a beastly heart!

[T/N: Omg this author's wordplay is so funny XD "树干上" or "shu gan shang" translates to "on the tree trunk" as in "LF was pressed on the tree trunk", but LF accidentally switched the words so it became "树上干" or "shu shang gan" which translates to "do it on the tree" LOLOLOL Freudian slip! Freudian slip!!!]

He didn't think that he was this kind of Xi Yanqing!

Luo Fei shut himself inside the house, one moment he sat on the bed, the next moment he got up. He was like a cat on a hot tin roof (idiom for anxious lol) walking back and forth, always feeling that Xi Yanqing did not have good intentions.

When an owner of a film and television company had offered to exchange a role in an idol drama for a year of □□ with him, he still hadn't agreed. How could he agree to Xi Yanqing?!

It won't do!
　　

First, he still has to find a way to clear the thoughts in Xi Yanqing's mind. What he wants is a harmonious relationship, not just going along with whoever likes him!

Luo Fei decided to find Xi Yanqing and set some basic rules.
　　
Xi Yanqing looked at the little duck that was almost going into his mouth, just to flutter his small wings and fly away. Although he was not anxious, he gently fiddled with the unopened peach blossom buds and made new plans in his heart. The first goal has been completed, and he got his little darling into his family. From now on, the goal is obviously to give this little darling a warm and comfortable living environment, so that he can not do without him.

[T/N: Xi Yanqing is showing his true colors :333]

"Hey! Xi Yanqing, are you outside?!" Luo Fei did not dare open the door. The crucial point was that, right now, he wasn't only poorer than Xi Yanqing, but his strength is also not as big as Xi Yanqing's. In a fight, he can't beat the other side, so he can only rely on words to properly discuss things. Therefore, he hid his waist and poked out half a head: "Can we set some basic rules?"

"Set what?" Xi Yanqing laughed and walked over, "Set an appointment, set a meal, set a one night stand?"

[T/N: All the "set ____" phrases Xi Yanqing says begin with the word "约" or "yue" which usually means to "set up an appointment for something" or "set up rules" like how LF used it. However, the last phrase Xi Yanqing uses is "约炮" or "yue pao" which is slang for a one night stand :3]

　　　　
"Fuck! Can you be serious?! Also, also! Not allowed to go any further!" Luo Fei had an attitude of "if you to dare to go even further, I will close the door". "I'm saying, can't us two properly talk about it? I'm telling you that I wasn't thinking... towards you ..."

"Shh!" Xi Yanqing indicated that someone was coming.

Luo Fei's reaction was very fast, and he quickly quieted.

Xi Yanqing walked forward naturally. He went to the door and whispered: "There are not many secrets in this village. Do you want the whole village to know what you think?"

　　
Once Luo Fei thought of how Zhang Yangfan, that softshell turtle (I think this is an insult calling him weak??), still missed him, he actually let Xi Yanqing in. Although he let this person in the house, he was still a little nervous. He knew that Xi Yanqing was tall and big before, but he hadn't felt him as tall and big as he did right now. The bigness and tallness was like the view of a tiger in a little white rabbit's eyes.

　　
"Don't worry, I was just teasing you." Xi Yanqing closed the door, "I would not go so as far as to abandon my morals that much."

"Damned if I believe you. Not abandoning morals, didn't you just steal a kiss from me?!" After Luo Fei said it, he regretted it. Standing in the corner, he said: "I, I mean..."

"How was that stealing a kiss?" Xi Yanqing said, extremely shamelessly, "I was honorably kissing. I kissed my legal spouse. Is there a problem with that?!"

"Yes! There is!" Luo Fei said, "Originally, it was you who said this. Find someone who has a common language as a partner to pass the days with. You didn't say that you would, you, me do something. Otherwise, I would not have married you."

"Does looking for someone who has a common language with me as a partner to pass the days with have a conflict with me liking you?" Xi Yanqing laid on his side of the bed then he patted it, "Come, sit here and talk. Don't stand in the corner. You aren't my student, so why are you being punished to stand over there?"

[T/N: A punishment teachers in China like to give is to stand in the corner usually facing the wall, like a time out lol.]

"No need. Standing here is pretty good." Once Luo Fei thought of the pain he had felt when his chrysanthemum was injured, and he really wanted to sink into the mud wall and didn't want to go on the bed, "How about first we talk about setting some rules?"

"All right. You talk, I'll listen."

"That, first of all, me marrying you means we are sharing a house, right? Since we're living together, then we...we..."

"We what?" Xi Yan said with a smile, "Why don't you continue?"

　　
Can't say a damn thing! Luo Fei's grass mud horses (fuck your moms) were once again rushing through his heart. As if he had the nerve to talk about living together! What was the premise of sharing a house? What is the difference between living together and cohabitation?! The difference is that two people each have their own lives and their finances are independent. But what about him?! He didn't even have a cent to his name, and the copper coins on his body were still the ones given by Xi Yanqing!

[T/N: The whole sharing/living together/cohabitation thing got me confused too @-@, I may have mixed up some of the terms.]

　　
He has left the Luo family now, so it was impossible to completely go back in the future. He can stay for one or two days, but if he stayed for a long time, outsiders would definitely gossip. The most important thing was that his father and mother would definitely not agree. That is to say, in the future, he will have to eat Xi Yanqing's food, drink Xi Yanqing's drink, live in Xi Yanqing's house, and use Xi Yanqing's household items.

[T/N: The original Chinese doesn't actually list "food, drink, house and household items, it's implied. But if I translated literally then it would be he would have to eat Xi Yanqing's, drink Xi Yanqing's, live in Xi Yanqing's and use Xi Yanqing's... isn't that interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Then, what leverage did he have to discuss conditions with Xi Yanqing?! Wasn't this a situation of a disguised sugar daddy! Huh?!

[T/N: LMAO]

　　
He was like an eggplant beaten by frost (weird description I know lol). Luo Fei couldn't lift his spirit.

Those small celebrities he knew, who were nurtured by sugar daddies, what were they like? When their bankroller called, they had to immediately be there. If they wanted them to cry, they couldn't laugh. If they had them bend over, they had to bend over.

Although it wasn't completely like this, most of them were still without dignity.