My Kik-Ass Boy Girlfriend (BoyxBoy)

Twelve

I literally just finished writing this like forty minutes ago, so I apologize for any inconsistencies in tenses!

* This chapter may contain grammatical errors and typos. *

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Of all the things that could have been running in my head at that point, all that was in my mind was how I regretted opening the message. Now he knows. Now he knows that I read it and he’s going to want a response from me.

I wouldn’t know what to tell him though. Right now, he’s only asking for my name, but what will I say when he asks where I live? What if he asks to meet up with me? What if he asks me to be his gir— Okay, I was getting way ahead of myself, but I couldn’t help panicking. The moment he asks me for a picture, I’m screwed.

adams_28: Hello?

Shit! If I don’t respond, he’s gonna give up! I don’t want him to give up. He’s too hot to let go! I saw his package. It was one hell of a package too! Then again, besides looking at his côck, what else do I get out of this? I already have a picture of it. That should suffice, right?

Nope.

:3 :D: Hey, sorry. I was in the bathroom.

I literally facepalmed. In the bathroom? Nice excuse! Way to embarrass yourself! There’s a lot of other ones I could have used and I opted for the bathroom?! I repeatedly smacked myself groaning loudly as I fell back on my bed, causing the slatted bed base of the Ikea furniture to creak in response.

I cursed in my head, not because I made a fool of myself in front of some stranger online, but because I landed so hard on my bed that I thought the base would cave in. I swear to god, Ikea furnitures might be cheap and good looking, but they aren’t the most durable. I sighed in relief when I realized I haven’t fallen in.

adams_28: It’s cool :)

Well, it turns out I didn’t need to be so embarrassed by it. He just overlooked it as if it were nothing. Maybe I overreacted. Or maybe he’s just being a gentleman. I’ll stick with that. He probably is a gentleman.

:3 :D: Ahaha… xD I’m Alice, btw.

Okay, That’s a nice start to a conversation. I really was nervous about how this would all turn out, but I figured I would just worry about it when I get there.

adams_28: Nice name! ;)

I seriously blushed when he said that. I don’t know why. It’s not even my real name, but I blushed anyway. I’ve never gotten a compliment like that about my name before. Of course, I’m being stupid right now, because I’m not actually Alice. 

I wish I was though. I don’t mean become a woman — not that there’s anything wrong with that — but I wish it wasn’t so hard to look for a relationship, like Alice. Even though nobody knows how she looks like, she’s still has people hitting on her.