smash or pass [a vmin fanfic]

32: jimin

this is drunk jimin so the thoughts are pretty much not normal?
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Taehyung's coming!
I hope he fucks me good.

Hey look! Is that a hot guy?
Should I go to him and flirt or wait for Taetae?

Hmm
Flirting sounds good.

I walk up to the man and say "Hey! Do you have any grapes?"

The man said...

"No, we only sell lemonade."

I giggled and pulled him close, starting to... what's that.

G...

Growl? Wait no that's not it...

Gr something.

Anyway. He grabbed my waist and did something very fucking weird.
He fucking slammed his little bulge onto mine!

Who the fuck does that...

Anyhow. I was saved when my bae came and pulled me away from that weird dude that's probably a virgin.

"You want me to kiss you yet you flirt with someone else huh?! You're in so much fucking trouble, baby boy." I giggled and slid my hand up his body, starting to-

G SOMETHING XKWKODNE

on him.

"Fuck me daddy."
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ive never been drunk so i will have no fucking idea how drunk ppl think ^^

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