Cara Phipps, might be Cara Wilson, is dating "the world's best gamer." What will happen when he breaks his thumb permanently? Will they still get married while his thumb is broken? Or will their relationship be broken as well?
Eye sack's voice was coming from outside. We had recently set up a kiddy pool to teach Chico how to swim. I was excited, Eye Sack was doubting Chico's skills, and Chico- well Chico wasn't really excited. He was shaking like he does when he's nervous. I picked up the skittish dog and put him on the concrete outside. "Come on Chico! We are going to teach you how to swim!" I said, babying Chico. I sick rolled his eyes. "Chico, we will give you a treat," eye sack impatiently replied. Chico got a little relaxed once his dad said that.
Eye sack got finished filling up the pool with water a couple minutes later. I threw Chico into the pool. "Oops, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! Poor baby." "CARA! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THAT WAS MY POOR DOG!" Isaac yelled. "Woah there, I'm sorry."
The dog was doggy paddling. "Well, he seems fine. You can stop crying now." "Whatever." We spent a few more minutes trying to teach Chico how to swim, but instead we failed. Every time Chico was placed into the pool he jumped out of it. At one point his sharp claws dug a hole into the inflatable pool.
"Well, that was fun but difficult," I admitted, walking back into the house with I sick. "Yeah. I'm gonna go make a video." Eye sack walked into his gaming room. It looked something like this:
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(idk who that is but yeah thanks google)
"HELLO GUYS WHAT'S UP ITS EYE SACK GAMING HERE AND TODAY WE ARE GONNA PLAY SOME RANDOM GAME I FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!" I closed the door because he was being very very loud. I decided to do something new today. I went back into the fridge and took out some ingredients to bake chocolate chip cookies. I then took Eye sacks spare camera and filmed a video of me baking. I felt like I'd get one million thousand views and get one million dollars.
"That's not how it works," Eye sack explained, while I told him my million dollar idea. "Well, I recorded this video, and I want to get some money." I replayed the video. "Omg heyyy, what is up! Cara Phip- Wilson here! Today I will be making some chocolate chip cookies." Eye sack watched intently as I demonstrated the basic chocolate chip cookie recipe.
"Wow, that was so amazing." Isaac expressed that sentence with no enthusiasm. I looked down at the ground and back up at I sick. "I mean, it was good, but everyone knows how to make cookies. You need to be funny and entertaining, then you'll get monetized once you get a certain amount of subscribers and views." "Whatever. I'm gonna go to bed, eye sack." "Good night, Car-uh."
