Saiki K. Oneshots

Kusuo x Pokemon Crossover

Requested: @Pika-Girl1

Kusuo's P.O.V

My average life once again down the drain. I'm not even sure how this one happened.

I was eating my usual coffee jelly, it tasted weird not like it's usual sweet/ tangy but it had like a drop of lemon and lime on it. I glossed over it like was just another brands flavor since my usual one had run out that day. Though just as I finished it, my eyes started to become foggy like when tears are on the verge of falling. Then darkness consumed me as I fell off my chair and I hit the hardwood floor.

I woke up in a dark room with a large screen. No sounds, no voices, no thoughts, nothing, except me and this floating screen. It showed a tap sign, I lifted my hand and touched the screen. 'Welcome to the world of Pokemon' the screen said, then more words came up automatically.

Welcome to the world of Pokemon, Saiki Kusuo.

If you continue to wish to go back to your homeland of Tokyo Japan, we must ask you must complete a task first.

You must become a trainer for a Pokemon type of your choice.

You have unlimited time (or until your death) to complete the task.

Then you can return home.

Details:

1. You can never find us

2. You must have at least 20 Pokemon of that type

3. When the task is completed you can click the button when you want to return home

4. You are still a psychic

As I finished reading it and I tried to get home I could not. I sigh as I snatch the button that was on a post and stuffed the button in my pocket. Then the environment changed I was in the middle of a forest. I had a plain black backpack with me and inside were 'Pokemon balls' as it read. There was a bunch of different types but in all end, I chose the one that fit me the most 'Psychic type'. I found a few in the forest and befriended them and not forcing them to work with me.

I had a Delphox which was a Psychic fire type, an Espion, Mewtwo Alakazam, and a Salamence. They where all very talented and since I could talk to them it made my life easier.

After a while of walking, Mewtwo came out 'Saiki, I'm hungry.' he growled at me, though I continue walking, "We'll find someplace to sit. I can cook up things." I say to him as I search for an area to sit at. He only scoffed "I'd like to see you try." he said as he crossed his arms over his body also searching for land.

Mewtwo was the one who hated being in that 'Poke-ball'. And I'm not surprised, it's a small ball of whatever-it-is meant to confine helpless and sick animals. After a while, we found some unused land. I teleport a small table in the area with 5 chairs for us as I hand fed Latias. I called them all out as they swarmed to the table and sat in their seats.

I took out a basket of food that was premade and gave a bowl to each of them. I put a bunch of food in my hands as I fed Salamence. He quickly ate it all up "Calm down there is more food." I told him as I give him more 'I'm hungry' he complained and ate more. "Oh yes as you eat up all of our food?" I sharply told him 'Shut up' he said "Pardon?" I ask as I glare at him while putting hand sanitizer on 'You heard me' he hit back with a low growl.

We glared at each other for what seemed to be a few seconds, though it was much longer than that the sun had set and we wasted a whole day. The only thing that broke us out of that trance was "What are they doing!" a high pitch voice squealed. We all looked over to see a little girl pointing at us, she had yellow shiny hair and a bag with what seemed to be some sort of pokemon.

I glare at Mewtwo who seemed to laugh at my anger towards humanity. 'Karma for not giving us food' he laughed as the other two agreed. I sent Salamance back to it's confined ball of something as I pack up the left over. "Bonnie it's rude to point." an older boy who seemed to be 11-12 years old said to her.

"Sorry." was her only reply "But he and his pokemon seemed to be doing something," she said. 'Haha let's see how you'll get out of this one.' Mewtwo laughs as he picks up the plates and puts it into the basket. "Wow is that an Alakazam and a Delphox." a boy with dark black hair said. 'Thank's what about me' Mewtwo asks me. I only shrug to both and pick up the portable table finding a way to fit it in my bag.

I wave goodbye as I walk away. "Wait! I want to fight." the 10-year-old exclaims as he runs towards me. I really never understood the 'fighting' here. It's like a dog fight, put two vicious animals in one cage and let's see who dies first. I turn to face him "No." is all I say as I walk away with every other Pokemon gone except Mewtwo. "Why!" he yells. "Their my friends not my weapon," I tell him. "No," he says 'Aw~ I'm your friend?' Mewtwo asks. I elbow him in the stomach with a little too much power he grasps his stomach.

'Ow sorry ow' he tells me. "What was that all about?" the little girl asks again. "Leave me alone," I say. "Just one battle!" the boy practically begged. "How about a human battle." I ask. 'But you're not human.' Mew teases. I had enough with this, "Would you shut up!" I yell at him completely forgetting about the ones watching us. All I got was a vocal 'Mew' as I lunged towards him with flames engulfed my hands.

All the other Pokemon came out as Delphox tried to pull me away from him. It was quite a sight to see. Then I remembered the people, I a fake cough. "I forgot you were there," I say bowing. Though the little 'Bonnie' girl grabs a hold of my neck, "Wow are you a pokemon too? What kind of Pokemon are you?" she continued asking. "I'm not a Pokemon. Now forget this ever happened." I say though one was missing, the girl with short hair running into the forest to find officer Jenny on what just happened.

I quickly teleport to her and take her back to her friends. "What did you think you were trying to do?" I ask darkly. Though I never got a response as I got my 'T.V. Tokyo' stick which was a banana and hit them all on the head with it changing all their memories of the encounter before they could process what happened I shot up into the air. 'Smooth, real smooth.' thought Mewtwo and so did Espion who came out of nowhere, "I could drop you." I threatened him. Luckily making him shut up.