Saiki K. Oneshots

Toritsuka x Saiki

Requested by: ButterBean9238

Toritsuka was in the middle of his free period, though kids in his class would go leave and talk to their friends in the other classes, the purple-haired teen was leaning his chair back, and trying to have the most mind-numbing topics in his head, so it wouldn't attract the pink-haired psychic, but still try to capture his face at the same time.

He leaned farther back at his chair as he tried to get a glimpse of the monotone's face again.

As clear as the sky, Toritsuka goggled at the boy who didn't pay attention to him, Toritsuka was looking at his face, So clear and clean I wonder if he's clean in that way too,

Saiki in the other classroom perked up, the thoughts of the medium using the word 'he' and not the usual 'she' was quite unusual, but he shook his head and went back to reading his book, thinking logically and telling himself he probably was listening to Toritsuka's thoughts by force, then another person's thoughts came in at the exact same time.

Toritsuka almost fell off his chair, That was close... he calmed himself down, as the class began to file back in for their classes to begin again, Way too close. he sighed and tried to continue on with the school work, but for what felt like the first time in his life (It was at least the millionth time) he never had a single thought of a girl, but a guy.

By the time it was the hour to go home and Toritsuka was packing his bags, the last one in the class coincidentally too, a pink-haired boy went up to him to ask for help.

"W-what?" the medium asked as he looked up upon Saiki, while he was in the middle of tying his shoe, Don't think don't think, don't Toritsuka thought but as he looked up Saiki was raising his eyebrow.

"Don't think, what?" he asked as Toritsuka gulped his saliva and jumped back, "Uhh, I was gonna go to the drug store and buy pornos!" he said quickly, then nodded to himself, that's something a once straight Toritsuka would say, but alas he wasn't and wasn't even sure if the other liked him back.

Since the moment Toritsuka learned about the psychic, he would long to find out who he was, and what he was capable of, soon to Toritsuka's dismay; he didn't catch just information but feelings with it.

Saiki had a disgusted look shining through his glasses but shook his head, "Whatever," he shrugged, "Ask the ghosts if they know which guy likes me," he asked, and Toritsuka's face paled, "I don't wanna tell the nuisance to his face, so better to just have him slowly dislike me," Saiki shrugged and Toritsuka nodded, "Y-yeah! Yeah," he yelped then whispered.

"I'll see what I can do,"

Though the purple-haired boy didn't know what to do, thoughts of the pink-haired boy clogged his mind constantly and he only fell farther down the rabbit hole of love for him, then trying to get out.

Though everyday Saiki would go up to him, and tell him to search harder for the spirit that followed the victim around. Toristuka only nodded and would create a pool of sweat as he 'tried' harder the next day.

To the point where Saiki just gave up and would try to find the secret lover himself.

"Do-Don't do that!" Toritsuka yelled to him as he was about to step out of the empty classroom and head back home, Saiki turned over his shoulder.

"And why is that?" he asked and Toritsuka seemed to sweat even more, "Buh-buh because if you do the boy would know that you were looking for him, then think that you also like him, and then ask you out, and if you say yes you'll have yourself a boyfriend, and if you say no you'll be considered an asshole for saying no to a boy who asked you out in front of everyone!" he sputtered out awkwardly, as Saiki seemed to take that thought into consideration.

"Huh, I guess you aren't that useless after all," Saiki told him, which made his heart flutter.

"But still look for him," Saiki warned as he shut the door and began to head home, and as the pink-haired teen walks out of school property, Toritsuka sat down on the floor of the dark empty classroom.

"What the hell am I going to tell him?" he muttered to the sky.

"Tell him you love him," a girlish voice squealed, "No keep it to yourself, do you want to forever lose the little you have?" another voice yelled back at him, "Hoho! He's going to be your best best best buddy!" Toritsuka sighed and hit his head against the wall. I should have just asked for silence.

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By the time the end of the school day was back at both boys, and everyone was out of school, Saiki stood at the door waiting for his slow friend, who was beginning to walk out until he felt a hand on his shoulder, "Agh!" he yelled and tried to hit the unknown suspect, but Saiki caught his fists.

"O-oh Saiki," he muttered, "I still can't find..."

"I'm not here for that,"

Toritsuka perked up, "Then what?" he asked, as Saiki's plain face didn't even flinch.

"I found the person myself," he said as they walked around the dark school. Toritsuka's face paled, "Wha-what?" he coughed as Saiki had a light smile on his lips before Saiki inconspicuously led the purple-haired medium to a dead end where he had nowhere to run.

"Yeah," he began to corner the boy, "But I don't mind anymore," he scooted the teen against the wall, as his face leaned closer.

"Ahh!" the little girlish ghost voice said, "Don't you just love, love?