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Ares

Interview #24

Me: *slowly walks up to Ares*

Ares:*singing with headphones on* BLOOD BLOOD WAR WAR!! MURDER AND KNIFES!!

Me::0

Ares: You are a friend of Percy Jackson? Leave before I can kill you! Actually don't! I wanna kill you!

Me: Ummmm....... Can I interview U before u kill me?!? Ya know, you'd be famous for getting interviewed and all....

Ares: Fine! Then, I'll kill you.

Me: So, do you approve of your children at camp HB?

Ares: I don't really know their names. I like that one... Claire?

Me: Claresse. I interviewed her earlier!

Ares: U interviewed my own daughter, a mortal before me, a God?!? U should die!!!!!!

Me: I'll be going now..... And just to make you feel better, I haven't interviewed Zeus yet, and he's the king of the gods!

Ares: Yeah...... Ok I won't kill you.

Me: Good! I'm glad that u aren't because I got an interview with Apollo and Artemis next!

Ares: I hate them.

Me: Don't you hate everyone?

Ares: True.