Interview #39
Me: Oh gawd what have I gotten myself into?
Nike: You've gotten yourself into a talk with a winner, Hon. Obviously, you need some advise! You aren't a winner!
Me: Lady, I'm a winner!
Nike: I'd prefer if you call me Mrs. Winnerz. Now, let's talk about me winning!
Me: Fine. *puffs out cheeks*
Me: Do you have any friends?
Nike: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!?
Me: It's just that you talk about winning so much, I'd think no one would want to be your friend!
Nike: You are my friend.
Me: Nope.
Nike: I'm a goddess, and I'll blast you to shreds, unless you say that you'll be my friend!
Me: *gulps* I might be your friend!
Nike: BE MY FRIEND!!!
Me: Alright...
Me: *whispers under breath* I'm not your friend...
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Percy Jackson Interviews- Percy Jackson Fanfiction
FanficOn this tragically funny Percy Jackson tale, I will be giving interviews to the Percy Jackson crew!!!