Percy Jackson Interviews- Percy Jackson Fanfiction

Poseidon

Interview #6

Me: Heyyy Uncle Salty!

Poseidon: Uncle Salty?

Me: Yep! Percy calls you Salty Man so I call ya Uncle Salty because in many ways you r my uncle.

Poseidon: Yep!! So, The Salty Guy wants to start this interview!

Me: We are galloping to it!(pun intended)

Poseidon: I am not the God of Puns, but I can tell that was a horrible pun. I gotta date with a hot mortal in twenty minutes so let's get talking....

Me: Ok, Captain Cranky!

Poseidon: I thought it was Uncle Salty!!

Me: Whatever! So, how are things going with you and Percy?

Poseidon: Between Godly stuff and Annabeth, Percy and I are pretty busy. We watched Finding Nemo together the other night!😜🐬🐟🐠

Me: *giggles* You watch finding Nemo?

Poseidon: What sea god doesn't?

Pontus: I know right?( Pontus is a minor sea god)

Me: That sounds like quality father son time!

Poseidon: We defiantly had a blast!(pun intended)

Me: My pun was better!!

Me: Next question, Favorite sea creature?

Poseidon: Sea Horses, Duh!!

Bessy the Sea cow: Mooo! (Translation- You don't like me the best?)

Me: Ok! That will be it! My next interview is with Athena-

Poseidon: Tell her I hate her.

Me: Will do!( ok I won't because I am a nice person, but hey how hard can it be to lie to a god?)