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Calypso

Interview #36

Me: Hey Calypso!

Calypso: I heard about people in your society. They are called Stalkers.

Me:😡 Caleo isn't my OTP anymore...

Calypso: You stalker people don't make any since!

Me: Ugh. Let's just start. Do you ever plan on visiting Ogygia again?( is that how you spell it? Idk)

Calypso: No. It's as bad as Tartarus!

Me: I don't know about you, but I'd rather spend my life on a tropical island with luxury stuff.

Calypso: Uh. Stalkers are so annoying.

Me: Why do you think I'm a Stalker?

Calypso: Interview people always are.

Me: Welll....... I guess you are right...

Calypso: I'm always right, especially when you have nothing to do except hang out on an island for 10,000 years. I had nothing better to do than learn, therefore, I'm always right.

Me: Yeah, I'd do fun stuff like read. Learning isn't fun.

Calypso: Reading is learning! Dumbo...

Me: -_-