Spideypool/ Starker Oneshot(s)

Flower Shop Starker AU

Ding
Peter looked up from his checklist to see a man had walked into his shop. He graciously smiled as he asked the man if there was anything he could do to help.

"Yeah, how do you tell someone to go fuck themselves in flowers?" Peter paused shocked, did he really just hear that? The man placed a twenty dollar bill on the counter and waited for Peter's move.

"What?" Peter questioned, he almost started laughing.

"Heres the story, I had a girlfriend and she is very into botany. She is also very in to cheating as it turns out, on her boyfriends," The man explained, "me, she cheated on me. Anyways I haven't broken up with her yet but I would very much like to in the one way I know that would truly set her off, by buying flowers that passively aggressively say fuck you." Peter started laughing.

"I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh" Peter said holding in the laughter, "Yes I can help you." He walked over to his flower collection and stared at them all for an equal amount of time. "Here is the first flower to start with," Peter said as he picked up a flower, "this is the Trumpet Flower which represents separation." He continued to pick up more flowers as he spoke," here is the Ophrys Fly which means mistake, White Narcissus is selfishness, Orange milkweed is deceit, Goosefoot is insult, and Kings spear is regret." Peter said holding them together as a bouquet.

"Separation, mistake, selfishness, deceit, insult, and regret huh. . . Seems perfect to me! Just add a bunch of kings spear in there. Want her to know how much regret she is gonna feel when this is over." Peter collected all the flowers as the man had instructed him to. He couldn't help but giggle at the thought of the woman getting what she deserved.

"Alright! Your total is $14.76." Peter said as he placed the bouquet gently on the counter. The man handed Peter a twenty dollar bill and waited. "Here is your change $5.24" Peter said handing over the change.

"Could you add a rose onto the list of flowers?" Peter couldn't quite grasp why he wanted a rose but it didn't give it much thought, he walked over picking up the best rose he could find. The man slapped the five on the counter and took the rose placing it down next to the five.

"Keep the change," the man said as he started to walk away.

"Sir your rose!" Peter said chasing him with the rose.

"The rose is for you," the man smiled, "consider it a gift." Peter became flustered and couldn't believe what was happening.

"W-what's your name?" Peter said as he searched for words, "I-I'm Peter."

"Tony," Tony said smiling, "well I hope to see you around again soon Peter. Maybe another visit to this shop is in order." Peter watched Tony as he left the shop with his heart beating in an uncontrolled pattern. Did that really just happen?

Thank you for reading this story, I honestly want to make another part I loved it so much. I hope you enjoyed reading and let me know if I made any grammar mistakes. The story idea came from CharlieBiscuits.

Turns out I didn't post on the day I thought I did '-' whoops